The bishop leads the turkeys out of dangerous waters. Arm bands optional.

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Open!!

How strange we both thought of the nose hole logistics

Lost- all are welcome the more the bigger the party!!!

Fwb is bank rolling this one!!! Xxx see he has his good points!!!! X

Revving up my old skool mini that I drive as we speak surfers!! I'll pick you all up!
Screeching to snowball as fast as I can! Get the hole puncher out on the tights girls!!

It's not too far is it snowball?!
My car doesn't go past 75mph or it might explode....
Maybe we can use the coach!! Diversion from Colombia!!!

I'm just going for some camo paint on my face, my stocking feels restrictive . It's going to be carnage at snowball's

I've hired a mini bus, Pickle with "Go large or Go Home" painted on the side.

lost I have the perfect solution!
I got given a 'phot booth' disguise thing at Christmas, I'll chuck it in the footwell

Perfect, you'll be the one in the comedy glasses, and hilarious false moustache. (You may regret the moustache actually, it might get in the way)

Can you imagine the hilarity of 10 surfers crammed in an old skool mini wearing disguise showing up at snowball fwb evening of fun?!

All 'yoooooohooooooo'

I too am well jel as we say in Essex. Can you take a detour in the minibus pick me up on the way please??

Fabulous.
Essex is on my way... Flooring it in clapped out banger up M3..... Hooch on my
Way!!

Poor Snowball won't know what's hit her when the Party arrives

Woo hoo, I'll be waiting with a bottle of vodka and some straws

I've been gone 12 hours and you've all gone awol!! Can you swoosh by Sussex and get me? I'm here waiting with glow sticks, in my wet suit and flippers - which I shall be slowly discarding on the way to Snowballs (and fwb's) Hoochi - do the straws have a dual purpose?? Vodka and nostrils? x

Ha ha Zig that's a vision! Yes to the straws, I was struggling to know what to bring, though they might come in useful! x

Ok surfers here's the plan:
Clapped out mini via Sussex to Essex maxing out at 75mph.
Meet lost and others at service when we transfer to number appropriate bus, don disguise and crack glo sticks, hot foot it to snowball and come home week on Thursday.

All good?!

Actually does anyone have any uv make up?? Mine just run out... Must've left it in Colombia

We need to loot a shop for whisky. I'm wearing the stocking mask as I type. Looking out the front window for a mini.

I'm all glamed up!!! Skinny dipping for me tonight!!!!

Waiting for toyboy to pick me up!!! It's so strange normally I've have I gear in before dinner. Now after only a week it feeling special and exciting again!

But tomorrow I'm going back to lying on my inflatable crocodile xxxx

It may well take me a month to recover from this debacle .

We definitely know how to do a virtual Party!

Well done snow back on the old surfboard in the morning, doctor's orders.

snowball go careful... Remember about the tolerance, it's way down so you cannot bosh 3G without a&e tonight.
1 max.
Ok mother hen routine over..
Lost, eyes peeled for a red cooper with go faster stripes that don't work.....

Bit of a detour for you but only to Dartmoor... I have access to DDs Spotify, currently playing some Amy W. Also an inflatable flamingo.

You may not inflate said flamingo until out with confines of the mini.
It will affect the max mph

Evening lovely surfers, so today is my actual birthday and I have had a brilliant day. I also chose 'dessert' over pudding, such is my willpower after a bottle of Prosecco. I do have work tomorrow so I'm determined not to go crazy. New start tomorrow