Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

[serialtester]

Welcome to the surfboard!

Everything feels a bit flat compared to being high but it will get better, Witty. You could do something nice for you? Buy some clothes online, a pedicure or something, a nice bath and chill in your pj's? Chin up

Keep your head screwed on Flat

Yes I will, frantically fast forwarding

I'm in the same boat flat let's keep surfing. (sorry, mixed metaphor)

I can't believe non user name-dropped me Well surface dropped me lol. I'm home from work and going for a nap. Will check in later

I think my freshly polished granite is smiling at me

You are famous cleaning!

Thanks lost....don't give up on me

Lost a nice bath is a good idea - it's really freezing here tonight. Keep strong everyone!

Really struggling.

I feel like I've opened a door to a lovely, happy, colourful land and I can't stop revisiting it. Even though everything in that land is not as great as it seems, I can't quite shut the door on it.

My urge has passed for now. Had dinner and feel sleepy now. Dh is away back out to work for an hour. So once he's back I'm going for some nice snacks and going to watch tv and have an early night.

How you all feeling?

Actually that sounds like Alice in Wonderland, what am I talking about

Lost its not lovely and colourful it's all fake and once you wake up tomorrow it will be all grey and black and you will feel miserable and crap NOT happy, what else makes you feel happy?

Certain film or book or chocolate or crisps? Sex? Reach for that instead. You do not NEED it. Think how good you will feel tomorrow, how proud of yourself!

Glad you're ok, Got, your plan sounds like a good one.

Can't really concentrate on anything, the cravings are doing my head in.

Alice through the looking glass, yeah Alice was more likely on acid not coke!

Do you think? I'm no sweet innocent Alice with a headband on

Struggling too lost..,.keep feeling like I have opened up a present and there is nothing inside. The weekend being the present. But what got said is resonating. It's a fake joy followed by a painful depression

God, an empty present! Like ordering something from Amazon and when you open the box you realise they forgot to put your new shoes in it, just some of that polystyrene.

We are dramatic aren't we?

Yup! Drama queens all round hang on in there Lost

Am absolutely battered after works drinks. Have no desire for a line after ordering a kebab with hot sauce rather than sweet. My nasal passages are fucked!!

Have you seen the other thread in active about a MNer claiming to have received a small bag of suspicious powder in the post?
It's hysterical and ridiculous in equal measure I wonder where she lives?

Oh you've set your nasal passages on fire serial that's definitely an extreme precaution.

Doesn't help matters that I have some banging old Skool house tunes going on on Kisstory fm

She'll be embroidering them up next

Ooohhh what's the name of the thread?

Lost, link the thread please!