Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

[serialtester]

Welcome to the surfboard!

Drugs randomly sent to you in the post?! Hell yes!

You know I'm awful at links, you'd probably end up in Style and Beauty but the slightly hysterical title is;

I've received ILLEGAL DRUGS in the post!!!!

You maybe torn to bits if you say anything other than "call the police"

Yes but what s cation is in? AIBU

In Chat and it's very bizarre. Op is getting told off for opening the package

Can't find it.....serial?

Aw flat why did you need to mention old skooooll tune.....it's back the cravings back haha! Dh just got in from work totally crabby urgh.

flat go to topics then Fun and Games then click on Chat, quick before it's deleted.!

Oh god sorry got! Scrap that

Lost found the thread!! Wow everyone is getting worked up

I think cleaning name changed and made up the thread to wind us all up. I thought she was quiet

Yes, Got I love a bit of Kisstory too.

I just woke up from my nap to this. Feeling so poorly but it made me smile... until I realised that lost was being slanderous about me and that's what put it in active

Dh and his mate have brought something home but I don't even want it... I'm shivering and achy with a headache so bad that even my eye sockets hurt. I'm squinting to even use my phone which is probably v bad for me! He's bringing me pizza in bed and then I'll probably crash

Sorry Cleaning Are you all refreshed like Sleeping Beauty?

I get worried when we're trending that we might get invaded by trolls and slightly judgemental folk

Ah just seen your update, Cleaning you poor thing Sounds horrible

Lemsip for you Get well soon.

I'll survive

PS my squinty but well-trained eyes tell me that it's not coke on the other thread! Or if it is, it ls low grade. HTH

Let the trolls feed on that little update 😂

Yeah, looks like crappy stuff . I'm itching to tell the OP to get a grip of herself, have a dab and put some old school on

I remember the original 'lick it OP!' thread... the 'pill' found in her teenage son's bag was a smint

Her poor son was probably going to drop that Smint at his next rave

I had no idea you could order gear off the dark web.....oh so innocent yet so not....ah well that's my googling topic for this evening.

I'm feeling less squinty so can actually participate in our (lovely shiny new) thread now

Yes there was a website called Silk Road or something. I would never do that... imagine inputting your address and then having the cops turn up instead

Read the thread. Am jel of the OP!!

Defo mdma or speed. I'd of genuinely taken it to the persons address and posted it. Poor bugger will have to use the old fashioned way of contacting a dealer now to get out their bin!

Don't get any ideas now flat

I think they're talking bollocks and she has a police officer coming round? [shocked]
They won't come out where I live unless something Really Serious has happened like you've been burgled at gun point or something.

Am still battered, but am firmly on the surfboard!!

Battered like a kipper! Hold on tight serial those aren't big waves, you're just pissed.