OSCAR frocks lets dissect

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I'm think SJP looks shapeless, Posh looks slightly underdressed and Cameron Diaz looks fab in her silver sparkles Sigourney Weaver looks as statuesque as ever

sandra bullock looks lovely

as does helen mirren as always

Miley needs to be taught to stand properly

Agree about SJP and Cameron Diaz

Carey Mulligan looks too chunky which is a shame as she is stunning.

Sigourney Weaver can't pull off red.

What the hell is with Charlize Theron's stuck on boobs?

Vera Farmiga looks like she is wearing giant vulva

The woman from Precious, just no. It looks homemade prom dress-ish.

That was fun

Yes Charlene cut out boob outlines are weird. I liked Kelly Brooks ensemble, and Jordan just looked like trash in electric blue sequins and OTT tan

Jordan looks like she is on Strictly. Not convinced by Kelly Brook's boot and dress combo. I like the boots... just not with that. Not too sure what with though tbh

i like Rachel McAdams the rest are quite boring

Miley's dressed too old.

Again, Posh looks too thin and ill looking. She doesn't look at all glam, sort your hair out woman.

Penelope Cruz is stuning. Bitch.

Kelly Broook looks about 2 foot tall.

I think Sandra Bullock got a great dress. I was a bit disappointed by Meryl Streep's - she always goes for something like that, classic, kind to her figure but rather dull.

I agree that Charlize Theron should have rethought the rose/boob enhancement thing. Liked Penelope Cruz's dress though.

Carey Mulligan - not so much. I think it makes her look very young amd not in a good way.

Oh and SJP - I know it's classic - but it looks like a lampshade!

jlo's dress looks like it's made from bubble wrap

oh, and agree about posh's hair, don't like the up do thing she's sporting atm, looks old lady-ish.

Miley Cyrus looks old and not in a good way

Jordan looks drag. God she is rough.

no stunning dresses this year

Kate Winslet dress nicest imo.

d'ya think david ran over posh's dress with his car?

Love Sandra Bullocks outfit.

Love carey mulligans earrings

Think james camerons dp looked way too skinny!

(That's all I've caught so far)

Nicole Richie does Hollywood Glamour, almost did not recognise her.

SJP I know the fashionistas are going to love it, I don't.

Kate - gorgeous, but a bit blah

Maria - we have seen your norks before. Just put them away now please.

A walking feather duster

I agree with Flame except that I liked Sigourney's dress.

And the boob things on Charlize's dress are just weird.

Helen Mirren looks the best of the lot.

Helen Mirren is very good at red carpet dresses, isn't she?

Have not seen Katie Price, am off to search for a pic.

why did jordan go to the oscars?

the gmtv coverage was appalling, that woman (carla?) was really rude - talking over celebrities, butting them out the way when someone more interesting appeared. really didn't do much for the uk.

why were jordan and posh there?!!

Jordan and Posh were at Elton's party, not at the actual Oscars.

Don't like Victoria's dress much, but Katie's is absolutely horrible. Looks cheap and nasty.

Jordan looks awful.

Posh looks v thin but at least she isn't a shade of orange anymore.

Kate Winslet looks good, I htink she lways does, also Cameron Diaz and Sandra Bullock.

Charlie Theron's dress is rather odd.