OSCAR frocks lets dissect

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I'm think SJP looks shapeless, Posh looks slightly underdressed and Cameron Diaz looks fab in her silver sparkles Sigourney Weaver looks as statuesque as ever

i think Jordan wins the 'Pat Butcher' award for styling,

Posh...not really a Wow dress, not offensive either.

love Cameron Diaz' dress.

maggie gyllenhaal - looks a bit like a beach towel.

SJP - something of the 'just out of the bath' look with the shape of that dress.

sandra bullock/ kate winslet - just a teeny bit dull. that colour washes them out a bit.

LOT OF pasty flesh skin tone colours this year.

I loved Helen Mirren's dress

Also Sandra Bullock.

And George Clooney's girlfriend (in Mdme Lindt's link) - gorgeous in red

But Miley Cyrus - awful

Miley always dresses about 20 years too old for age when she goes to an award ceremony. The dress she wore to the Oscars looked like she had forgotten to put the top on.

I've gone soft. I thought they all looked lovely, especially Sandra and Helen.

Sandra b and J Lo both look fabulous ! I am so jealous!

Miley Cyrus looks dreadful - who the hell is her stylist and why are they still in a job?

can someone explain why Victoria beckam and Jordan are there at all????

I like Cameron Diaz - think she looks very pretty.

Carey Mulligan looks nice tp half, but dont like the hem of her dress or the chunky shoes.

SJP has such old looking hands!

Charlize Therons Dress reminds me of Clendar Girls when the woman puts belgian buns uver her breasts - odd looking!

Mariah Carey would look much better if she wore a bra!

What has Kelly Osbourne done to her hair? She looks like the woman from 'Are you being served'!

Sandra Bullock Helen Mirren and Kate Winslett looked lovely. Mariah Carey looked awful, cheap and tarty! Agree George Clooney's lady looked lovely as did Matt Damon's wife.

will they be in the papers today?

OOh, I'm so glad this thread is going!

SJP is about to turn into Bette Midler (albeit a slightly more pilates'd version).
Miley Cyrus looks like a middle aged housewife who scrubs up quite well.
Jordan..... words escape me.

Actually loved Posh's dress...

Sandra B looked lovely I thought....

have blogged it
Oh yes ladies its back

Kelly B looked terrible! Horrible boot shoe things that made her legs look short and squat....

Helen Mirren looks amazing.

Posh actually looks great IMO (and I usually think she looks dreadful).

WTF is going on with the camera angle in the shots of Christina Hendricks, Kelly Brook etc? They look deformed.

Terri Seymour's dress is lurvely. Wish I had her colouring...and figure...and reason to wear flowy white dress.

Flame - Carey Mulligan does not look chunky Or do you mean her dress/shoes (in which case I agree)?

Yes, shoes make Carey look as though her feet need extra support or something.... not at ALL flattering.

carey#s shoes and hem are AWFUL.
givvus the blog, then.

tina fey#s dress looks like someone forgot to tell her she's five foot three.

i really like j lo's sculptural thing, but i'd have dropped food right down there in about thirty secs. just as well she doesn't eat.

i hate it
my fave is sigourneys
you lot are shit at this - all the ones you like are vile

a dn runs

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you hate jlo's? you are wrong
haven't seen sigourneys#

jo los is like toilet doll

hmm. have just seen the skirt. you may be onto something there. i thought it was fitted all the way down. i do love that pose to the side thing with the neckline though.