OSCAR frocks lets dissect

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I'm think SJP looks shapeless, Posh looks slightly underdressed and Cameron Diaz looks fab in her silver sparkles Sigourney Weaver looks as statuesque as ever

oooh! lovely(but small) pic here of the back of Sandra B's dress

Also close up of Demi's (I like that too Eggy) and Anna Kendrick's, which I have now decided is my favourite despite it's paleness, she looks like a goddess statue.

anna kendrick looked cute, sjp's dress looked like a nightie

Oh yes, her clothing chunky, not her

Why the hell is Hilary Swank wearing a get your tits out for the lads frock?

Odd. Is she having mid life crisis?

Carey MUlligan looks awful.

Kate W oh so elegant but BORING

Sandra - doesn;t look at all comfortable.

Victoria Beckham looks very nice.

Nobody stands out.

I LOVE the Vera vulva dress, I think it's beautiful. Maggie Gylenhall also looks incredible, the fact that she is wearing a COLOUR rather than an excuse for a tone is great.

JLo looks particularly dreadful here

Sigourney - NO. Not the belty thing AND the one shoulder.

Oh HERE you all are.

Overall, again, too much taupe/nude/flesh. Who does it flatter?

JLo - ridiculous

Bullock - fabric looks cheap and flammable

Carey Mulligan - shoes don't go with the dress. And wrong dress for her skin tone

I like Diane Kruger, but then I fancy her a little bit

SJP - looks good in the pics but looked stupid on telly (the top crumb-catching bit)

M Carey - also ridiculous and, btw, is her husband gay?

Theron - wearing a C Cole cast off from X Factor

Winslet - hideous - top doesn't match the skirt and the colour is horrible

I like Mrs Firth's handbag

Swank - lap dancer

God, you want to grab Miley Cyrus by the shoulders don't you? I HATE bad posture.

I don't think there's one dress that I really love. I'm sure they're all devastated to hear that.

The worst dress has got to be Hilary Swank's- simply hideous with over-inflated boobage. Possibly a flat-chested waif could get away with it, but I think it's just not very nice.

George Clooney's beard girlfriend looks like she is trying to smuggle a crackpipe in, but perhaps it's just the boning in the bodice.

Very disappointed by the unflattering Rio-carnival look sported by Zoe Saldana. She is so beautiful, it was a real waste.

Rachel McAdams and Maggue Gyllenhall wore lovely fresh-looking dresses- Miley Cyrus should take a leaf from their book.

Mariah, why oh why are you wearing a dress that does not fit you?

Mariah looks pregnant ... Is she ??

She dropped hints that something 'very special' would be happening soon, but it might just be for the publicity. I still cant believe the relationship between her and Nick Cannon.

X-posts Fio!

miley looks like she is wearing 1950s underwear and trying to hold a fart in at the same time

i have to say i think white dresses are a no no unless you are the bride.

charlize had good lipstick but very distracting disguising your norks as roses...

Do you think they are each others' beards? I saw him talking on E! and he deffo sounds gay.

who are the couple gurning behind sandra and helen?

now she is wearing an interesting patterned frock...

Demimoore and posh look great the rest are terrible.J lo wtf?????

All the oldies look awful I like SW but she looks dreadful Post 50 a tux trouser suit and minimal hair jewellery otherwise impossible task to look good next to the young starlets

I think posh's dress is lovely actually. Hair is dodgy though

SJP's is good from the back. I think I quite like it. At least its a bit different

I liked Kelly Osbourne's dress an awful lot.

I don't think all the oldies look terrible.

Both Helen Mirren and Signourney Weaver look good IMHO.

SoH I agree. Kelly's dress is my favourite of the night.

Everyone else is a resounding Meh with a smattering of WTF.

Zoe Saldana looks particularly deranged.

Nicole Richie looks old

Bless Jordan for borrowing one of Shirley Bassey's frocks circa 1978.

I can't stand Kelly Osborne, fat or thin. Just piss orf.

look at the amazing blob of blue, the ring on posh's hand. is that a sapphire?

jewel lust if so