miserable ageing chat - no fuckers welcome

[NoahDear]

only us

no doubt there will be some perky 24 year oldwho will trot along soon and say its all in the mind.

me

39
(although kids at school always say really at this point, i think they think when youa re 39 you are close to retirement so I always ignore them)

Hooray!

middle aged girth

yes middle ages spread is an amazing phenomenon

Me 39 . Realy looking it too. I loathe fresh faced people

44 and really feeling it.My yes feel all knackered today and nothing is shifting it

You're a youngster - still in the 3rd decade. I'm 42 edging quickly to 43. beauty flash balm works for me. Kind of.

i wanted to kill the dewy teens on hol.
oh god we need to find a hoiday too - boys and I are sick of la bell france

I ahve eaten carrot sticks and grapes for lunch. Am going out for power gossip walk later.

Lets list everything we are doing like The Fly LAdys do

Hold on am just going to pour remnants of last nights bombay mix in the bin and get a carrot on teh go

we need Maggie over here
she is giddy with bold

I am eating go aheads and today I have checked out Boden sale and Amazon for shoes. Am going to have a bath later.

i had left over butternut squash for lunch then a fairy cake
oh god lets NOT lsit food we ate
its so boring.

lets have a "near misses with online ordering" - ie eveythign oyu almost clicked on.

lol at thread title
[awaits gimp moaning that CHILDREN can read their computer screen and would you MIND???!!]

39
wrinkles

and I have a....muffin top [faints]

I am not eating more or whatever but I have flab and didn't used to

and I have one of those axe marks between my eyebrows now (that annoying 'actress' does ads for a cream that removes them iirc)

I got ds (6) to take candid snaps of me today with my camera to shock me into losing weight. I am a hippo (but dh says he didn't knweo and I hide it well0

olive wlecome
that is my scary teacher line - its a classroom control device i had.

RIGHT
i haev an idea
every day you haev to wear something that isa bit DIFFERENT

or do make up differently or hair
adn wewill have a daily MUtton-ometer

I use liz earle cleanse and polish with v hot water has stopped working though.Might have to get the whole range again.That worked.Pinky blushr helps and a bit of benefit lemon aid under the brow bone.Alcohol kills me these days and has def got worse last 2 yrs even 1 glass shows on my face the next day

dallied with this

jesus I nearly bought these what was I thinking

ooh ho ho ho
my EYES!

i tried to buy a bag yesterday at 1140 pm from kew - the patent satchel but was so pissed i couldnt press the keys

thank god

I am too fat atm to wear differetn things. I want to hide behind layers and wide trousers

have ordered the boden biker jacket becayse i was bored basically and had a free p and p code.

I keep visiting these boots. I really don't need them though.

ha ha, I'm not perky.

I'm trying the not washing your hair suggestion at the moment. I'll try anything.

my creaky old thumb slipped when topping up my pay as you go phone, topped up by 30 twice. could have been worse. Could have been that sofa I had in my 'basket'

I've got that boden biker jacket it's lush.

Late night online shopping is veh dodgy