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miserable ageing chat - no fuckers welcome

569 replies

NoahDear · 20/09/2009 14:07

only us

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CybilLiberty · 20/09/2009 16:10

RIGHT calories burned.

And what came on the radio as I pulled up ...'Fat Bottomed girls'

squeaver · 20/09/2009 16:15

Oh this is SO the thread for me.

  1. Shit, no, 42 now.

As we left the house to go out for a nice lunch with friends a few hours ago I said to dh "shall I take my pack-a-mac, just in case".

The look he gave me was withering

Lonicera · 20/09/2009 16:17

The worst thing about ageing IMHO is facial hair sprouting

Just a little something for you all look forward to

CybilLiberty · 20/09/2009 16:21

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CybilLiberty · 20/09/2009 16:21

look

squeaver · 20/09/2009 16:21

Oh yes I have a mole on my cheek with one single thick black hair that I now have to trim once a week.

It taunts me from the bathroom mirror every single day, the fucker.

squeaver · 20/09/2009 16:22

Cybill - what you do in your spare time is your business....

sarah293 · 20/09/2009 16:23

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PacificDogwood · 20/09/2009 16:27

Cybil, you look great !

Do I meet the entry criteria:
43
Various parts of my anatomy going south
pregnant
Can't remember the last time I bought anything stylish to wear
Worried people will think I am DSs' grandmother on the schoolrun

On the upside: had my hair done yesterday (away with evil grey) and that has perked me up a bit..

BalloonSlayer · 20/09/2009 16:28

Can I join?

I am 45 AND I have had a hard life and it shows.

I bought a new vacuum cleaner the day before my birthday recently. I was very excited. Then I knew I was really ready to be half way to ninety.

< sigh >

I am constantly worried about being mutton dressed as lamb tho'.

scroobiuspirate · 20/09/2009 16:29

i'm getting one of those m+s beenie/jenny agutter back of head hats too.

my skin belongs to me at 13, not me at 40 (sob)

there's some shoes in clarks i love, but can't afford, my idea of a high heel, for people like me who can't do high heels. they are lush.

Deeeja · 20/09/2009 16:30

And I am 39 weeks pregnant.
Every midwife and doctor I see keeps tellling me how high risk I am.
Sometimes I forget my age and have to count the years from my birth date.

noddyholder · 20/09/2009 16:30

We put the central heating on on friday night to test it and i was asleep in front of the tv within 10 mins

Deeeja · 20/09/2009 16:31

I think I look like my mother

smugmumofboys · 20/09/2009 16:35

I'm inching towards 41 in a few weeks.

I've been overweight for ages but I domake an effort with my appearance.

I have fortnightly electrolysis to keep my incipient beard under control.

My knees creak.

I fall asleep in front of the telly.

One glass of red gives me a hangover.

People have stopped saying 'Nooooo. Really??' when I tell them my age.

bigpantywoman · 20/09/2009 16:37

Also had my 42nd birthday last week, feeling fat and frumpy and a bit depressed TBH. I work in a preschool so I guess it doesn't help that my work wardrobe consists of comfy flat shoes and fleecies. I do try and "dress up" on my non work days but am feeling very uninspired at the moment - too fat for most of my clothes but too skint to buy new ones, have very dry skin, psoriasis on my elbows, varicose veins on my calves, droopy 34G boobs, a big tummy, bingo wings, dull skin, no libido, suspect my pelvic floor is going south. God I sound a real charmer don't I. I DO have good hair, I have been growing it into a layered bob and it's taken about two years but I'm getting to the point where I feel happy with the style, it's just that it's going grey and the colour needs doing - can't afford salon colour and last time I did DIY I got dye all over the bathroom. I think I need some kind of bootcamp. Would love to be Gok'd! I am thinking of going for some hypnosis to help me relax and focus more on healthy eating/exercise because I think I'm stuck in a bit of a rut and need to break out of it. Would love to be a sexy forty-something, instead of a pre-menopausal old bag.

PacificDogwood · 20/09/2009 16:49

I keep saying I am 42, when that is the case no longer (since April, LOL)

I cannot find a moisturizer that keeps the dryness of my face away

The thought of a real night-out just makes me feel tired

DH is more than 3years my junior, and sometimes I worry ...

cornsillk · 20/09/2009 16:49

I like the hat LTEC. Similar to the one in Boden which is £££. Now I'm on the lookout for a nice scarf.

bodeniites · 20/09/2009 16:56

i am 46 fat and very droopy of boob if i could walk around with my arms in the air like parrrty id be ok no one ever looks surprised when i say im 46 its all went so ...quick..sob

KerryMumbles · 20/09/2009 17:08

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CybilLiberty · 20/09/2009 17:10

Kerry what are you doing. I need help

KerryMumbles · 20/09/2009 17:10

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CybilLiberty · 20/09/2009 17:11

Yes Portugal had the same effect on me. All the girls are just PERFECT. Luckily I was with my lumpy friends so didn't feel too bad.

KerryMumbles · 20/09/2009 17:15

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CybilLiberty · 20/09/2009 17:17

Wow I am def uping the exercise, I used to be so strict and have fallen off the horse

How about eating? (because it's food I'm really interested in)