miserable ageing chat - no fuckers welcome

[NoahDear]

only us

i am wearing the maaaaaarkslong sleeved t shirt and a pair of these atm but bought in deathlon in france i am Waynetta slob

I am now off to burn calories. Do not buy anything without me

we can impose a daily admiring order whereby we all look at say the silver converse things liek I have for a year and all chant things like" but i dont really need them"

I am wearing white gap tee and wide legged (see I told you) jersey jazz pants

oh cybil dont
ok i am too off ot limelite the bathroom

back at say 4?

rofl at jazz pants
you mean jizz pants

silver shoes will avert strangers gazes from facial disformity

those new lookpants i linked to have an alamring cod piece effect

Yes fat old fuckers back at 4

I am in my pjs (it is 9.18pm)

ffs I used to be on my 4th glass and deciding which club to go to

AND dd1 is ill and ruining my planned day of fun with dh tomorrow

i still like that boden jacket only thing i have ever liked from thre as am too busty for their look.Bought £15 fake prada dress from h&m and it is v flattering to the older lady.Black heavy jersey kimono shape with satin sash that ties at the back under bust and three quarter sleeves.Looks £££ and skims past all flab 14.99 dp LOVED it

Won't silver shoes reflect the support knickers?

am 37 this Xmas

went to Bluewater this morning

Returned pair of Office boots, pair of Faith boots

Bought: M&S dressing gown, plus 3 pairs M&S opaques and 2 M&S knitted hat/ beanie things (in admission of defeat/ recognition of fact that my hair always looks shite these days and who has the time or energy to sort it?)

fell asleep in car on way home (dh driving)

That's pretty bad

I wanna see the hat.

My neck is doing odd things. To compensate (now I feel aware of it) I'm walking past mirrors at odd angles.

In photos I've started looking up studying the ceiling.

Oh god.

i like those john lewis boots but i did snort at the m&s shoes

(42, closer to 43 now)

Am 37 and have droop.

Droop of boobs, bottom and face.

Never look down into a mirror it is beyond frightening.

You are all hopeless- miles older than any of you and all I can say is I'd love to be 39 or 44...

just get a grip and get yourselves sorted.

sorry if this means i am a fucker- don't really get the title.

Noddyholder - that dress sounds fab and I will now have to go to H&M on Monday to check it out. My gripe with them is that I always have to go up at least a size in their clothes which is not good for the ego of an already fat 43 year-old.

I have recently been putting lavender soap in my underwear drawer.

Shoot me now.

[sniffs air suspiciously for old lady smell].

I didnt think I was that old, but then realised I've been reading Reader's Digest in bed.

Is anyone else bemoaning the fact that they didn't wear certain things when they were a teenager that they can't wear now? When I was a teenager it was all baggy tshirts and jumpers & jeans. WTF were midriff-skimming tops and hot-pants not fashionable then? (mind you where I grew up, bikinis, shorts, sleeveless tops, etc were all surplus to requirements due to the weather...)

Stop shopping at Decathlon

cornsilk - do you mean my hat??

this - got it in black and in berry