Weird intimidating stares - what is it with clothes models about to duff you up behind the bike sheds (or worse)?

[AsteriaBuffy]

Collective marketing depts must have decided 'DIRTY LOOKS SELL CLOTHES'.

It's just so odd. Hush models are frankly terrifying. M&S has a hefty sprinkle of 'ard. Many of the Seasalt models look like you just pissed on their chips. Mint Velvet, cross. H&M, thoroughly pissed off. Even the White Stuff models look rather disappointed in you.

AIBU?

Maybe you’re onto something with the photographer wanting to be scorned. They know they’re pervs and want to be treated accordingly.

At well over 70 I was still told to ‘Cheer up!’ by some random old git in his front garden, while I was hurrying to get Gdd2 to her pre school on time.

The Elle handbag one is ridiculous. I'm getting 'There's a brick in this bag. Look at me once more and you're f*ckin' gettin' it in the face'

The mumsnet ads are in on it now! Getting the sulky madams started young.

Here we have “You pathetic worm”
and “dream on creep”

🤣

Second one is saying ‘what the fuck are you looking at?”

Ah, they have uploaded it now! Yes, I see what you mean, LOL. That is hilarious.

She looks like she's just been caught pulling her knickers up after the carpark wee.

Don't look at me with that male gaze 😂😂

Hands off! He's mine!

LOL, that annoyed me yesterday. Stand up straight so I can see how long the blooming skirt is! (Presumably not long enough for tall women, hence the stance.)

Oh, this wins it!!!! Bloody awful!!!! Just, WTAF?! 🙀 😹

There’s a queue into that dark alley!! 😽😹!!

A lot of these expressions give a very good idea of how the clothes will look on my perma sulky face teenager.

So it’s useful in that way I guess.

Ok, this is my last one. Promise.

The creative director was going for ‘queue for the ladies lav, when you are half cut’ look on this photo. Lovely.

'like you just pissed on their chips'

Hilarious!!

😂they look so despondent!

Or maybe they are queueing for the Head's office after someone dobbed them in for extracting lunch money with menaces behind the bike sheds??