Wtf is a "school run dress"?

[TooTicky]

Do you actually change clothes to drop off/pick up at school?
Who are you trying to impress?
Do you have nothing more important to think about?

[francagoestohollywood]

school run dress? what the fuck? also it was always too cold for just a dress, unless it was a fleecy one.

[Cappuccino]

or mottled corned beef legs

[TheMadHouse]

I live oop north and we do not have the weather for strappy dresses or sitting in the garden without a coat

[cariboo]

Wonder at anyone who actually "dresses" for the school run. I go in whatever I'm wearing. In the morning, usually jeans, t-shirt, trainers, no make-up, hair in ponytail.

[FluffyMummy123]

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[Anna8888]

This is the first year of school.

Summer hadn't arrived in Paris by the end of last term (we are on holiday right now) so I don't know yet whether fur coats will carry on into summer.

Said mother has already displayed many pairs of sunglasses though.

[Cappuccino]

yes madhouse you are right

we need a fleecy school run dress

fully lined perhaps

[FluffyMummy123]

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[FYIAD]

tooticky I beg to differ

I often wear a dress/skirt to do the school run, paired with wellies or sometimes silver shoes

because it pains me to wear shit all the time

I have plenty of stiles, mud, cow shit around here - a cotton dress washes as well as jeans

[francagoestohollywood]

cod, where do you live by the way, Ibiza?

[MamaG]

Well I plan to be naked most of the summer, if weather permits, so I'd NEED something to slip into

[FluffyMummy123]

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[Cappuccino]

Enid is actually the woman from the Tesco

the one who comes to the party on the horse and then gets another dress out of her bag

[TheMadHouse]

Well that counts me out as it is never hot - so only southerns need apply - great north south divide at play AGAIN

[MamaG]

I need a fur lined school run dress

[SheikYerbouti]

I want to be able to wear a fab belted raincoats without looking like Bessie Braddock.

[Anna8888]

I really want a chauffeur for the school run

[FYIAD]

lol at complete lack of comprehension about wearing dresses

[Cappuccino]

mamaG you will be pregnant

we will send you a sheet with the sides sewn up

[FluffyMummy123]

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[Cappuccino]

oh just to clarify

sheet will be winceyette

[FYIAD]

[briefly considers moving to North where she would clearly be a style icon]

[Cappuccino]

a cold style icon

a goosepimply style icon

[FluffyMummy123]

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[TheMadHouse]

I do wear dresses, but I dont have specific ones for occasions.

DO you have a special TOP you wear to the dentists?????????????????