Could this dress possible ever inspire awe, lust, envy or...

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..does it make my arse look enormous and the dress a bit meh?

The Dress

I was thinking with fantastic necklace, a shrug, fascinator and incredible shoes.

I want to wear this to get married and party (low-key, low-key, low-key) in June.

Obviously I need a different bra (duh)

SO whaddya think?

I am not mad on it tbh, not keen on the colour or the skirt bit

or in plum

fruit shoots the cheek!

Actually its a box of helium balloons left over rfom dds birthday.

Oh you're just showing off.
What arse?
because my calves will never be that slim

no to fur shrug either!

sorry, I am the lone voice, shall I bugger orrrf?

Dress is lovely, figure looks amazing, and the colour is great for you.

I think a shrug would kill it a bit, get some kind of glamourous, sheerish wrap thing, some knockout shoes and a funky clutch bag. I think fascinators are a bit day at the races/over really - what is your hair like? could you get away with some sort of up-do with sparkly things/or even flowers [depending upon your age] in it?

silver

Olive oil buggerorf we've got a wedding to shop for! Some of us are very excited!!

well yes but those shrugs are minging!

dress sounds nicer now you have described skirt in silk and layers

Sorry maidamess I think I'd look a bit fluffy in those though I completely see that you're right they would go well.

Yes yes mazzy! and tilly floaty could be good hopefully weather will be nice. (willfully ignores Olive )

Yeah I know fascinators, are a bit poo really. I love flowers, not sure where to look for that though, I'm under 30 is that young enough

Enviable Cleavage.
You look fantabulous.

is it grey? you need purple shoes imo

Oooh prefer that last one maidamess

Thanks Olive, yeah its kinda grey slate. Could go purple or blue in rl. But def purple stronger in pics which I think says something.

Ah cheers Wats

Fruit shoots are just a bit full of extra unneccessary stuff. but they come in exciting bottles. Think mners who go for organic/free-range/true fruit are a leetle dubious.

It that or because they are made from the piss of satan.

it is a fabulous dress. you need really really high shoes. you look fantastic.

Like this wrap

and these shoes

Both available in lots of colours - silver might be nice

OMG you are a BABE

fantastic jubblies

I definitely would NOT stand next to you in any photos

that dress is absolutely gorgeous and you have a fabulous figure

We basically all think you've got an amazing figure and great tits

aargh - shoes were wrong... like the ones called Blush

Thanks Soph. am designating future ILs to childcare to avoid need to chase toddlers all day and then break my neck.

Maybe silvery would keep it summery, you could maybe even head slightly towards purply fuschia, which there will be lots of this summer. Under 30 - flowers no problem [I was 35 when I got married so was a bit past it].