Could this dress possible ever inspire awe, lust, envy or...

[S1ur]

..does it make my arse look enormous and the dress a bit meh?

The Dress

I was thinking with fantastic necklace, a shrug, fascinator and incredible shoes.

I want to wear this to get married and party (low-key, low-key, low-key) in June.

Obviously I need a different bra (duh)

SO whaddya think?

Good grief Malory, you must have magnificant breasts!!!!

Wow, pretty damn sure I'm not a f but yes, a fitting would be good, my width (?) has definitely narrored recently am on smallest hooks atm. And a bit bulgy over top so cup might need looking at.

Then again I was thinking of weaning ds. perhaps I shouild wait in case of terrible breast reduction effect!

hahaha mine are 32F / FF depending on manufacturer.

And they stand up on their own (without the aid of a surgeon or a bra)

[smug]

Thank you Nom! I have a pretty dress, la la lah lah

I am surrounded by wonderful breasts

mwah-ha-ha

from the norks down and the knees up I am shambolic

I am a 32G in Freya !!! They are teeny

[bursts bubble]

he could curl up and sleep in mine then

I'm feeling v. inadequate in the nork department on this thread

Like these shoes here

Like both necklaces ... hmmmm.... I reckon if you're going for white crystals in hair and on shoes etc., it might be better to stick to same for jewellery but if you're having some amethyst in hair as well, then the other necklace might be nice

Is your dd being bridesmaid btw ? We went shopping for ours at the weekend and dsd (4) was in absolute heaven

Not so keen on buckle tbh What do you think of these?

Oh yes - not really having flower girl oage boy as such but my dcs will need kitting out in amazing clobber.

yes - like those.... In ivory ? or would you get them dyed ?

< Tilly pushes chest out to make more of her meagre offerings>

Hiya Wats

mm yes I like the daisy ones especially, but thinking lots of little teeny glitters might be better?

Though the pins could be easily matched to necklaces..