GENUINELY what is everyone wearing to the Christmas meet up? Serious link sonly please!

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I am a meet-up virgin.. well virtually.. and have certainly never been to a Christmas one before.. I was really impressed to see a thread about what people were wearing to it the other week, only to find people linking to gorilla suits and suchlike!

So could people PLEASE say what kind of thing they're wearing please?

I don't want to get it wrong!

Merci beaucoup!

Oh god, you make me feel so self conscious.

Will there be time for tummy tuck and silicon implants?

I shall embark on strict exercise regime. Hair dressers and eyebrow pluck shall be booked.

Why bother. Actually.

absolutely no idea

i am going to a party tomorrow and no idea what i shall wear to that either

or even exactly how i am spending the time before and after it

ill get my zabbs out too. just for the hell of it

er when i say out i dont mean out
i mean, out
uch you know

zippi you and i could bring several outfits and help each other choose
i know i for one will need assitance
im so indecisive

are you any good at putting rollers in btw?

This dress, but in black, fishnets and boots - in other words exactly what I wore when I went out to dinner for my Mums birthday last week but I'll be hiding in the corner, people watching, anyway.

putting rollers in..well thatvis something beauty related so it'll be no I'm afraid...thpoughyu i can advise on niceness of outfits

and i can try to do beauty things..i am good at putting eyedrops in

putting rollers in isn't that a bit grease?

i love my rollers
hair straight and boring otherwise

I am sure they look lovely..on me would look hilda ogden however...I can try with instructions...

its easy, zip, roller in one hand, glass of wine in the other...

Can I ask questions?

I have never been before..

Am I right in thinking this is the Third MN Christmas Meet up?

Do we REALLY get badges? What are they like? Are they coloured? Who gives them to us?

When you arrive.. being as I will recognise nobody because I've never met any of you before (Oh God! ).. what do you SAY???! Do you walk in and say "Please lead me to the Mumsnetters, my good man?!)

Someone enlighten me.. at the moment I am more frightened than excited....

I am frightened too. I'm scared of the dancing. I'm OK at introducing myself, quite good at eating nicely, but I'm very afraid of dancing in public, esp in high heels.

I'm going to a barn dance soon so may try and pick up some cool moves there.

LOL.. cool moves at barn dance!

I have ishoos with dancing also. But then I drink 3 glasses of wine and I'm absholutely fine with it

Unfortunately my friend tells me that I always do some strange version of the locomotion (alone!) when I dance.. and seeing as I am always pissed (or I don't dance!) I never remember!

And unfortunately this is the same non-MN-ing friend who I am bringing!

Can someone answer my questions please? I am laying awake at night thinking about them.. (well.. nearly.. am so sleep deprived that I pass out when I hit mattress until first squawk from DS ... but I am concerned!)

SJ, come and find me when you arrive. I'll squash you to my norks, comfortingly.

And after that, it will all seem less scary. Because nothing's more terrifying than being clutched to my bosom.

Please can someone go in a batman outfit? Maybe tech will?

Thank you Hunker..but... so the badges are clearly MARKED WITH OUR MUMSNET NAMES are they??! (Or else I might run up to the wrong pair of norks!!)

My friend (non-MNer) is not in the least concerned about any of it.. bloody nutter!

i m ruibbish at dancing too
youll find me propping up the bar, come and talk to me cos i dont know anyone either

we ahve to make out OWN?

This is going to be very weird.. people are seriously not going to be how imagined them are they!!

Naily.. propping up the bar??! This is not the image I have of you!

And I'm sure someone said Hunker was quiet in real life!!

Do we really have to make our own badges??! A definitive answer please! I need to know!!!

shiny, im scottish
i drink like a fish

dnacing wastes good drinking time!