I'll recruit. I have one handbag, three pairs of shoes and wear no jewellery. The only jewellery I have I inherited from my grandmother - massive diamond ring, loads of pearls. Oh and one quite nice one from Jigsaw. That's it. I never wear earrings. Alison Green pierced my ears in the loo at school, but they've closed up now.
Perhaps I'm too old to start? I'm just not used to it, whenever I wear the diamond ring or the pearls I feel like a child prostitute.
I never wear belts.