lf I was to encounter a critter in full PFB mode I am quite, quite sure I would prefer it to be a seahorse rather than a swan.
One of my happiest memories of attending mass as a child (am very lapsed) was the time someone had quite clearly overdone the incense. So when the priest swung his censer, instead of the expected gentle wisps of incense wafting out, we got great rolling clouds of grey smoke that engulfed the front rows of the congregation, and which prompted an outbreak of coughing and a hasty evacuation to the back of the church. It was very exciting and I lived in hopes of it happening again for years.
I like the smell of old churches a lot so I was pondering the notes you'd need to recreate that aroma - incense, lit candles, flowers, beeswax polish, old hymnals and holy water. And discovered that the Library of Fragrance have come up with a scent called Holy Water!
Maxed Out is the one and only 4160 Tuesdays perfume I haven't liked so far. On me it just smells too bloke-ish for my own comfort. I'd test it on DH if he'd let me but there's fat chance of that!
SOTD is Niki de Saint Phalle - bargainous half-full bottle from Ebay. The bottle is gorgeous - cobalt blue with entwined painted snakes. And the perfume is rather lovely too, a very powdery, green floral with peach notes, and not anywhere near as scary as the snakes on the bottle might suggest.