Ha ha, that ad is rather too close to home MrsC. But for me number 4 would be cats, number 5, books, and then perfume jointly with polish, at number 6. And I easily spend more on perfume than clothes - but then I don't enjoy clothes shopping.
Sock, it had never occurred to me that swans are a hazard to canoeists but, yes, I'm sure an aggressive territorial swan must be very frightening to encounter from a canoe. Perhaps Secretions Magnifiques and Beaufort London 1805 combined might scare them off.
Judy don't apologise, DD and I spend far too much time randomly speculating about characters in books we like.
Nobody ever gave me a gloriously padded, ornate, first communion book. I did have a veil with a comb sewn into it to keep it on my head. My goodness it was painful!
SOTD started off as a JHAG Romantina sample. I've decided I must not unless very tempted order any more samples until I've got through some more of the existing ones. It is tuberose, jasmine and musk, and listed as a "particular favourite" of Fairley and McKay in The Perfume Bible. For me it is mostly musk and very underwhelming. I washed it off and replaced it with Y, so I smell like a pile of fresh, warm, grass clippings. Bliss.