I DARE YOU TO COME ON MUMSNET JOHNNIE....

[danceswithnewboots]

Larverly, larvely clothes but £35 for a t-shirt. Give me a break

he should do an online Q&A session

we could ask him why he thinks all women's torsos are 2in shorter than they actually are

also who buys the Hotchpotch tops

The length of his tops is just really weird.
Especially when, imo, it is targeted at mums who are quite likely to have a bit of a tummy.
Or maybe that's just me.

I would like to know why the majority of his summer trousers are cropped. I only ever wear trousers in summer when I'm waiting for a leg wax so cropped are pointless.

Am I being thick? Johnnie who?

Probably he thought babies were born out of cabbages.

Very much agree about the 2" short torsos. And about it being overpriced. It is a good brand but the quality is not that good to be that expensive.

Johnnie Boden, ponce among ponces and purveyor of overpriced schmutter to the middle classes.

Illuminating article here

well I hate the range before I read that article and now I hate it even more what a horrible man no way he gets my money!

Working mothers cause delinquency.... how how easy for the monied classes to come out with these pearls...

agree his tops are the most weirdy weirdy shape - never buy them

and the new catalogue layout is ripped off directly from J.Crew - I'd be pissed off if I were them

what layout
it looks noraml

"A lot of women seem to dress like hookers and it doesn't suit them or make them attractive to blokes.

my husband would beg to disagree

that is thre eyears old

the new typeface and layout (only catalogue nerds would notice probably)

ye si was pondering dhs worrying attraction to someone on tv and he said when questioned " she looks like she woudl"

nerd

Am just picturing the Queen getting her Boden order and opening it to find a bunch of crop-tops

lol @ cods dh

(I know article is old but for non-Bodenites I thought it was a fair summary...)

d'you think the Queen wears Pull-Ons? Or Sassy Jeans?

I didn't notice typeface but I don't like the new catalogue. There is not enough Boden-perfect-world-of-fantasy for me. I like it when it has village fetes, bunting and red post boxes, not views of the millennium wheel.

he fancies well rough birds
rememebr the problem wiht that bint on bb last year.

adn he looks so repectable

his comments on Stevie Nicks ar not to be repeated

He gave up on me and doesn't send me catalogues anymore.

Do the models still have those profound little notes about them under the pictures?

Yeuchhh!

Sassy Jeans

vom

i prefer white stuff catalogues
witty not pretentious

he has the 'four weddings' look perfect, doesn't he. this explains why there are so few work clothes for women. i always found it amusing that women are in coffee shops or baking cakes, but the man have to have a woman with them unless they're in suits for work!
totally agree withthe comment about hotchpot - crakpot more like!

< am concerned i am lookign at cslouch jeans>

wasitbands always too high fro me

I'm wearing cord sassy jeans today.