Mmm, fizzy wine.
Stropps, you had a wild and mis-spent yoof, clearly! I won't relate my Cava story on here as it is much too rude. We used to drink a perfectly good Cremant in Paris, bought in the local supermarket for 5 euros a bottle. One of the (very few) things I miss about Paris (the other being the sexy man who sold me cheese, and the third being my salary).
DD2 is being a complete and utter PITA today. We went out for lunch with my second cousin, and two of her third cousins, and she was monosyllabic and rude. I told her off afterwards, and told her to go home, she cried, said she couldn't open the front door and fell asleep on my office floor.