Oh god, you've made me even more paranoid now.
The 'clubbing' usually means various bars and then ending somewhere with dancing, rather than Ibiza-esque or a club full of 18 year olds. I love dancing and spend enough time in the house, so all you people saying you'd rather be at home, I do that too - but I like going out dancing as well!
There's usually a mix of us, from super-skinny early twenties up to aged 50-ish and I am on the older side of middle age-wise, and the smaller size of middle, size wise,
If I wear skinnies and heels, I am never, ever orange and my shoes are not stripper-esque, just either black heels or black shoe-boots.
A black mini-ish dress would be the obvious alternative to skinnies, but I pretty much always wear black.
The shiny t-shirt linked to below is the sort of thing I quite like with skinnies on others, but would draw too much attention to my norks. I need v plain on top and then need to draw attention to my legs I think - but how to do that without looking slapper-ish?