In order to stop hijacking stormforce10's brilliant thread, in which she gave another TerribleCuntMum a proper bollocking (go, stormforce!!! - and link here for anyone who wants to cheer her on), I am starting this one.
The old Mumsnet Scarf, judging by responses posted to a picture, is just not serving its purpose any more.
Here are a few alternate options.
Please add yours.
Skull scarf with attitude
Gorgeous white and grey butterfly scarf - my personal favourite
More butterfly options, with international shipping for those of us not in UK
Not so great, but worth mentioning nonetheless
The Original Scarf, which looks great on the wearer, but of course we don't all look like that