AVIDLY addressing the key questions that WISE women ask....like 'full refund or credit note only?' and 'what this would item actually be on a cost-per-wear basis?'

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Hello all!

Red, still queuing but if I ever get inside, I'll be happy to pick something up for you

Woo hoo! I have bought the white floral necklace, the straw hat and the pink silk colour-blocky top. Impressed with the website, for once.

Queue online too Fritzi!

Can I get anything for you?!

V glad I don't like Marni this morning. The only thing I might have been interested in was the silver sandals. Too stressful!

Have a public service announcement to make: Nudie High Kais are the most flattering jeans ever! They make my plump stumpy legs look long and toned, and my stomach look flat. They really are like spanx jeans. Recommended. Am wearing them today with my fake Dickers from NL, a navy marl slub tee from gap and a black and white check Maje scarf. Feel a bit French.

breton sorry to hear you're having a hard time, sounds like you really deserve that Alexa.

Going to do some serious ebaying this morning to fund Me&Em top and possibly Carven dress...

I just went back, lured in by how easy it all was and ordered the flat silver sandals. Oh well, it can all be returned..!

Still in stupid queue - got in once and then ipad crashed!

Oh, maybe it's just me then - do have a long torso for such a shortarse, mind. annie I'm a 27 in them and will cheerfully buy them from you if you want rid!

red you're luring me in with those silver sandals now...

One hour but I'm near the door now. What's the situation in Paris bonsoir?

Am having espresso and ds2 a croissant (while cleaner here). No chance of Marni!

Hi Anniemac good to see you, how are things?

I had a conversation today with someone in Portuguese care of google translate. I blinking love technology.

Morning!I cannot get onto h and m at all..
fritzi if you see a perspex necklace on your travels please could you pick one up for me..I can paypal you.I'm sure it will be easy to ebay if I decide I don't like it..Thank you!

Haha Fritzi - a global effort. Go. Go

I am in swimming pool carpark waiting to help out with dds class. Poor girls I will be hasseling them all to get dried and dresssed v quickly so I can get to H&m quickly. Should make it by 11.15 if I break all the red lights

Order placed - gosh I do so get sucked into the hysteria.

I ordered the red spotty dress, pink colourblock sleeveless top and the orange leather bag.

Thought I'd ordered the white necklace but doesnt appear to be in my order confirmation.

Loving all the Marni excitement. Glad to hear that there have been some purchases!

MrsCB, will you be wearing that top with white skinnies?

Hi all, have bought spotty tops and zigzag dress - I'm still in the site, anyone need owt? Not much has sold out so keep trying if you're not in yet.

Fritzi - I'm back! Huge haul (though sadly not all the accessories I wanted - no red accessories to be seen in the Champs-Elysées store - though I wasn't among the very first in the store, sadly) and I now need to try it all on and decide what to keep and what to return. There was a fantastic atmosphere in the queue this morning. What about you?

I can't get on to the H&M website, losing interest now but I would like a hat.

Breton, enjoy the bag and sorry things aren't great with your dh.

My J Brand Agnes only sold for £20, I am starting to think eBay is not worth the hassle anymore!

Rufus, congratulations on your new job. DD1 still hasn't noticed that I cleared out her toys. I left another massive bag of toys and clothes into the charity shop this morning (including an £80 wooden trainset and village that had been played with once as we just don't have the room, grrr).