the mn style shop presents middle aged adn mumsy? how to get your groove back

[TheFish]

all suggestions welcome!

1. apply body lotion every day

1. wiggles your hips when you walk o like italian owmen do

1. once a wek prance aroud the hosue singing to loud music ( nb make sure no on i s watching)

1. smile at men you dnt know

1. do not find yourslef in t eh pool changing room when the under 16 girls team come in to change

beety oyu are VERY good at this! tell abotu he mobile phon man

1. wear make up

may I join in?

1. wear skirts

i have, harpsi!

morning HC...
paint your toenails in a really groovy colour

don't skimp on having your hair done
highlights etc
use the child allowance if necessary
(happy mum = happy children etc)

Dump the comfy shoes and fleece and wear high heeled boots and a fitted jacket for the school rin

Accessorise - beads/bangles/belts etc

never leave the house in tracksuit bottoms and t-shirt

Wearing novelty christmas earings is not stylish

not excuse he wearig of anythign "because it is comfy"

snot & vomit do not count as accessories.

good underwera - never wera unmatching, greying crap.

oh god i do - save money for obvious consumption

DO NOT USE A cHANGING BAG EVER

Am making an effort to look my age instead of 10 years older and mumsy (im 22) so will be taking your advice!

dont let your legs get all hairy, even in the winter
it yells "i am having no sex and have no intention of getting any in the foreseeable future"

yes always lipstick
mornign noon ad night

Ditch the black bootleg trousers

and no traners