Has anyone removed all their pubic hair with hair remover cream (poss TMI but what the hell)

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I just got a bit bored, covered my legs in nair and then thought 'what the hell' and slathered it all over me bits.

It's great. HUGELY satisfying to just pull the hair out in clumps.

Looks a bit odd though, have never had a brazillian or anything so is all new to me.

Make me wonder why you would have a brazillian actually when you can just put a bit of cream on, read a trash mag whislt perched on the edge of the bath, and then shower it off.

No pain, and cheap.

TBH I can't stand having hair down there, been shaving it off for years with a normal Mach3 razor, I never have a problem or cut myself unless I'm using shaving gel then things get slippery and tricky.

I would never use hair melting cream down there, not in a billion years.

You nair your bumhole!!??

What about piles.....can imagine they're scream in agony , maybe they'd then run screaming back in up my arse.
New cure for piles then

"I ended up with what looked like an old lady who had been through a nuclear winter."

Brilliant. Just brilliant

Hahahah "looked like an old lady who had been through a nuclear winter" I have just made the cat scarper from laughing

ggirl my piles haven't been affected (as in it doesn't sting) but neither have they retreated back up, the sullen bastards.

Nothing gets rid of them. I might try vim next. Or kerosene. Anything.

I immaced dds head when she was 6 weeks with (thank god) no painful results apart from the bald patch, so based on that and getorfs post I may try this tomorrow.

Why am I telling you all about my piles?

Actually, fuck it, has anyone got any ideas of how to get rid of them?

why did you immac ababy's head?

Is it a religious thing? I think some religions require babies to be shaved.

i saw a baby (Indian family) with a shaved head in a shop last week - looked older than 6 weeks though.

arf-my piles are about the size of a baby's head

You Immacd your baby's head?? WTF?

Why? Why are they there? I have had them on and off since I gave birth. DD is now sodding 15.

they're just bastards

You immac'd a baby's head

A baby? the small people who we buy special delicate flower shampoo and no active ingredients washing powder?

Fucking Hell

I'm the one who does my bumhole. I don't have any piles though. Where are piles situated if one has them? Are they on the outside? Seriously FFS that's just wrong! Really?!? I think I thought they were on the inside or something.

Christ.

Anyway yes, its fine, I just slap it on all the way down to my ringpiece and scrape it off 5 minutes later with a shower puff

No piles were damaged in the process

I used Veet sensitive and slathered on my nethers, woke up the next day with what I can only describe as a chemical burn all over. Couldn't wear knickers for days and used a LOT of sudocrem!!! Never again, have used it many times on my legs with no problem. I am 38 weeks pg though so maybe am a bit more sensitive.

I was worried about going into labour and having to explain the horror of my undercarriage to the midwives

I do, I use Immac and yes, the plughole does gets blocked but some drain cleaner sorts that.

I could not even begin to imagine splaying my fanjo for some bird to inflict massive amounts of pain with hot wax near my sensitive areas. UGH.

I once lived in a shared student house and everytime this guy had a bath it was covered in thick dark hairs. I have no idea what he did in there, it was like someone had skinned a persian cat. The bath was lterally covered in thick dark hair.It was a twice weekly occurence as well, he obv had a body hair issue.
Or was a werewolf.

Ooh Apple.

Did it harden up like an old cracked leather handbag and peel off?

Don't try this at home kids.

I might have a rhino-hide too I suspect. Strong constitution...

lolol I though lizzy when you said "the plughole does gets blocked but some drain cleaner sorts that" you were being euphemistic.

No cracking and peeling, just lots of weeping hair follicles, when I did eventually put knickers on I had to peel them off as they had stuck to my area

apple-shit sounds awful
these things we do for the sake of vanity

I had horrendous allergic reation to eyelash dye ..got not sympathy from anyone.

Oh Apple

I can't think of a less-fun reason to have crusty knickers...

Am loving this thread!

have been chuckling at this thread, need to erm tackle the bumhole hairs. I don't have sensitive skin but

Right, I didn't purposefully Immac the baby, I assumed you'd have got that with the 6 weeks reference

I don't actually know how I Immaced the baby either. The night before I had used the in shower stuff and then cleaned the shower. In the morning as i was getting ready to jump in the shower after ds dd woke up, so I plonked her in her baby seat in the bathroom with us. Ds went out to get dressed, I showered and dressed, washed the baby and dressed her. Then we did the school run.

I got home took of her coat, then her hat and encountered a big white blob on her head about the size of a ten pence piece. Oh god, I thought its gum! I touched it, realised it was cream so I sniffed it. I swear to god when I realised what it was my heart dropped through my bumhole and I nearly threw up. I was terrified as I wiped it off and ready for a mad dash to hospital with burns.

But thankfully, she was fine apart from the bald patch I didn't dare tell anyone and only got found out when dh wanted to know why she was wearing a hat at 6.30 in the evening indoors, as I'd put it on when I heard the car go down the drive.

To this day I have no idea how it got onto a immobile babies head who'd been in my eyesight the entire time