Need a great dress to upstage a bride

[MamaChocolat]

I'm size 14/16, 5 foot 4. Longish dark hair. Like to hide arms and tummy. Not great legs but who cares about that? Early spring wedding - posh. What can I wear?

Why do you want to upstage the bride?

Why do you want to upstage the bride?

tell us why - is it a good story?

Why do you want to upstage the bride?

If it's Will 'n' Kate, anything Westwood maybe? my money says she will go very safe.

If it's a 'it shoulda been me' scenario, then tsk, get over yourself, maybe a burqa?

Why do you want to upstage the bride?

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That's a bit harsh... Do you not like her or something?

Posting to find out why. As everyone else is.

Now I'd normally be straight in there with suggestions - but upstaging a bride? That's not very nice!

seriously?

If you don't like her why are you going?

This is a stealth reveal. Or pisstake on Will & Kates wedding perhaps.....

Posh wedding? Mackereltaitai is right, isn't she?

why upstage the bride?

Note I am not the OP altho similar names :)

something like this?

(you could always add a shrug/shawl to cover your arms a bit more)

madammecholet
Now there are three of us on this thread with similar names. :o

at MadreI.

Why upstage the bride? Bitter much?

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How odd. Is this a piss take?

You're not going to upstage the bride whatever you wear.

Hth.

Can't say much...but groom is asking his kids to move out because the new fiancee doesn't like them. This after knowing new woman for 4 weeks. Lots more going on too but new woman has made it very clear she hates me sticking up for the kids - all teens. Wants all contact with family to stop after the wedding but groom won't believe she has told me this - says she would never do that.

Very troubled about her and fuck it - I'm a nice person but this is a bad news wedding - got to go to support some other people there but woulndd't otherwise.

this should do the trick

not unless the bride is princess fiona

You haven't sen the bride. Might wear darth vader outfit.

princess leia?

Boooooooooooooooooooooooobs

ahem .... sorry about that

Save yourselft the cash and don't go, by a new bag/shoes instead.