Need a great dress to upstage a bride

[MamaChocolat]

I'm size 14/16, 5 foot 4. Longish dark hair. Like to hide arms and tummy. Not great legs but who cares about that? Early spring wedding - posh. What can I wear?

They linked it here www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45867742

Aparently the OP should have just announced she was pregnant!

I’d love to know how it turned out too

How about a dress with a message on? Ala Melania Trump

Glamour pinup dresses? Like this www.burlesquebaby.com.au/burlesque-dresses.html

Or pure white with a lot of tulle and a tiara

and as a wedding gift a poster of the kids, or even better bed sheets with the pictures of the kids

BOOBAGE.

Argh, hate zombi threads. Perhaps the @MamaChocolat will be back and tell us how it went?

Came via BBCs article on Megan Markle's pregnancy announcement too... what happened OP?!

Gosh! I fell for it! Zombie thread!!!!

I'm a nice person

Nope. Anyone who wants to upstage a bride is, by definition, not a nice person. Much better not to go to the wedding given your feelings.

ZOMBIE THREAD!

i wondered why none of the links wouldnt open, then I clocked the date

This is actually quite sad that the BBC has someone trawling the internet for stories that are 7 or 8 years old to use in their current stories....

Ruining her wedding day in whatever form will not enhance family relations, if you don't think you can manage to be civil it would be wise not to attend at all and continue to support his teen children.

By attending the wedding you are giving your support indirectly. A far more powerful message would be not to go, and be honest about why.

god there are some fucking lazy journalists out there

Your name's not Meghan is it?

I doubt it, unless Meghan has the gift of second sight.

Zombie thread !

@midsomer
What a horrible thing to write.
There’s lots of women have those dimensions.

I think you need to look the essence of upstandingness, decorum, warmth and reliability. As a contrast. Or, you could go as Mary Poppins.

Whaaat! 2011???

Wear something horrible and get in all the photos.

I have no idea how to do a clicky link Sorry.

www.stylesimo.com/cocktail-dresses/256486-32-white-sleeveless-backless-irregular-swing-dress-with-tassel.html?ggaudcurrencyid=3&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI09aZ6teK3gIV2YbVCh24CAOLEAkYByABEgLAwfD_BwE

Have you thought about recording the bitch when she's talking shit about the future grooms DC?and then playing it back to him?

sorry just seen it's a Zombie,why do people do this????

@DisrespectfulAdultFemale I thought like you, but then saw her explanation of what an awful person the bride is. Personally I would just stay away, that would send more of a message.