Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us?

[SadSam]

Howdy!!!! Squirrel 3 and I have decided that as we are a bit nutty, we'd like to set up the Nutty Stepmum's Club or NSC. If anyone would like to join us, please add to this post and prove that we are not the only nutters out there!

We would like to add a little bit more nuttyness to our already insane lives!!!!

Mice are only preg for 28 days, so it must have got preg that day!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear! So someone else probably found the other one - bet the staff thought it was some kind of wind up, would have loved to see their faces

Right I've got to go off to college but

I'll be back.......

Squirrel

It's Thursday - have you got your hiding position in place for when the laptop owner turns up??

You mean the cupboard under the stairs? but its full of spiders....

Tarantula put down that pecan maple danish!!!!

Hey Squirrel, your back, thought you only had use of the computer until Monday evening? Did you manage to get yours fixed?

Hello Sam, no mine isn't fixed but I begged and begged my friend to extend the loan of this lap-top, sadly it has got to go back today.....

Do you think that if I started a thread on how grateful I am to John (the owner) he might let me keep it for a little while longer?

oops just spotteed this this Was actually eating a scone and saving the danish till later Now that Im back cycling I need to ahve extra calories in my diet Any excuse will do for me.

Do you think I should set up a petition to get John to let me keep this lap-top?

Or should I hide behind the curtains?

Maybe borrow your axe tarantula? (its ok I could claim insanity if the police catch up with me, I'm sure they would believe it)

Sam change your name again, it makes me all when I see it...

Change it to..... I dunno SamIcan, HappySam, ImOKSam or even ChuggingAlong Nicely Sam lol!!!! Ok just a suggestion

What about NuttySam?

You could do both Squirrel

And tell John if he lets you keep it he can be an honorary member of Mumsnet

Actually, that'll probably make him run a mile - bad idea!!

Tee hee, I've just texted John to tell him to look on mumsnet when he gets home from work.

Axe on its way down the wire as we speak Squirrel. am sending helmet adn shield too so you can look the part in full

I think your name should be IDoNotLikeGreenEggsAndSam

Lol @ Squirrel - Im sure John will let you keep laptop if you beg him enough - I know lets all flutter our eyelashes at him and see if that does the trick - Lets have a group flutter!!!!!

Yeah by popular demand I have changed my name - great choice Squirrel! lol

It was a toss up between NuttySam and IDontLikeGreenEggsAndSam! Lol @ Tarantulas suggestion!

Thanks Tarantula, Anymore suggestions on how to keep the lap-top and of course a lovely new name for our Sam? Hey, that's another one what about OurSam?

Sam posts crossed, love the new name.

Ahem - I have a new name, or does one want it changed again? lol

OOOOps, give me chance, I'm still typing really slowly, me fingers are still stiff and sore.

Oops soz Squirrel, forgot about your fingers! Just to be really awkward I have changed it again (decided to get rid of name from it incase im recognised by a certain BM). Think my name compliments yours Squirrel - especially if you remember the advert (Topic)? Lol

Lol

and you compliment the thread name too FANC

FruitandNutcase, that name is much better, it made me