Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us? (Thread 3)

[Squirrel3]

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Sorry, but virtual champagne is compulsory!

Well. That's great to know. I had terrible images of you jiggin in your big pants leakin all over the carpet.

Personally as I am horrified that any one would assume tenalady is needed just couse your over 40. The ads are always a giggle though...

A ha! Found the BIG pants...bit musty but as we all know they never lose their super powers.

Oooo..bit loose just gonna get some string.

Ok. Ready. Gonna go practise.

Be prepared thats my motto.

PMSL, its great to have you back Reflection.

Tenalady welcome, you are gonna bloody love me, you'll be snoring quite often, I love fishing, did I ever tell you about the time when I was fishing at bewl-water for trout and..........................

Reflection, my big pants are ready and waiting, got the step-kids this evening, looking forward to making them cringe when I start dancing/singing for the sun.

PMSL, the nuttiness returns - YAY

Great to have you back reflection, sorry to hear about your split. Good to hear you're trying to be positive - it really is the only way

Welcome tenalady PMSL at your choice of name

We must arrange another virtual night out soon

Morning all. oh year squirrel ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

year! that'll teach me for trying to be all hip and trendy, was meant to be yeah, just in case you thought i couldnt spell!

Hey hey hey hey - its sooooooooooooo good to have the nutters back!!!! Welcome back again Reflection, great to see you back with us

Tenalady, welcome Perhaps if you sit down we wont have anymore rain!!!!!! Lol - Your doing a wee little rain dance me thinks!!!!

Hello Squirrel and NAAM, great to see you on this lovely wet morning!!!! Ive a got my big pants at the ready, been pulling em up as theyre too big and given meself a mother of a wedgie ooooopsssssss !!!!!

Hello people I'm back. Been worked far too far recently and rarely get on here for more than about 2 mins. Am def up ofr a big pants sun dance (great rhyming that). Need some cheering up jsut had a row with boss. told him off for using word spaz and retard. Grrr then burst into tears (am tired and got PMT which doesnt help AT ALL).

Hello Alligator, great to see you FANC hands Alligator spare, clean pair of big pants to put on her head ]

I got PMT at the moment too. The littlest things make me or . I have snapped at virtually every customer this morning. Just had a right go at one male customer for talking to my cleavage instead of my face! Lol

Right then ladies, let's have a PMT Release Day - please write your own ending:

I've got PMT today and I would really, really, really like to......

My answer on a good day would probably be "lie on a warm beach somewhere alone for a few hours" or on a bad day "beat everyone I see with a very large stick"

Scoff a bar of chocolate and down a bottle of wine

Ok..... I've got PMT today and I would really, really, really like to...... tell all my customers and staff today to bugger off then go home and have a nice hot relaxing bath! - well that is the printable version anyway! Lol

ok let me re-phrase that as doesnt read well - I would like to tell all my customers and staff to bugger off, then I would like to go home and have a nice hot bath! Not tell the customers to bugger off and have a nice hot bath!!!! Lol

lol FANC

tenalady I'll join you on the chocolate but I don't do wine, not since I got bladdered on it when I was 15, oops!

Me too NAAM, I got so ill once on wine, cant even stand the smell of it now. But give me a nice bottle of gin, Southern Comfort or even Malibu anyday hmmmm (she says getting into the holiday mood)!!! Malibu always makes me think about holidays, its that taste, it tastes like my Hawaiin Tropics sun tan oil........... not that I've ever tasted my sun tan oil lol - God Im talking some total crap today [FANC stands in corner blushing with big pants on head]

If we are doing alcohol I'll have a LVC please and a large hot tub thingie with bubbling water and too hunks to lounge round and peel my grapes.

Lol @ Alligator - The hot tub, hunks and grapes sound great! Gotta be hunks in uniform for me though, military, preferably army! Hmmmmmm God so wish I hadn't just watched Jarhead again on DVD......... Drool!!!!!!

lol at the big pants FANC

alligator I'll definitely join you with the hot tub, I've always wanted to go in one of those

Just had a text from a friend of mine: A recent survey has showed that most women are not happy with their arse. 85% of women said they think their arse is too big, 10% of women said they think their arse is too small. The other 5% said it doesn't matter to them because they love him regardless

Hi. I am here reading very very quietly...shhhhh. Am at work........naughty

Be back later from home...9pm don't forget x

p.s make room for me in the tub.

Lol @ Reflection, how dare your bosses make you work when you have far more important things to do like talking on MN

reflection I have to work sometimes too Not good!!

Blimey, wheres everbody gone? Lol

working

Well I think it is bloody disgusting. We should start a campaign to get paid for chatting on MN so that we no longer have to work! Lol