Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us? (Thread 2)

[Squirrel3]

Ah ha! I knew I could get it to the two thousand posts!!!!

I didn't like to call it a dive in case you had friends or relatives there But blimey it's horrendous! It really opened our eyes, we didn't realise people still lived like that. There were some right dodgy characters walking about. We put the car a couple of streets away in a "car park" which was a bit of ground with a fence around it, guarded by a dope-smoking, long-haired man. We paid him £7 which we didn't think was too bad, we pay £5 when we go to Old Trafford. When we got back in the car, the people in the car next to us said they'd paid £15!! Can't believe they actually paid it, I'd have said no thank you we'll go elsewhere. Actually, no I probably wouldn't have in case he had a flippin' gun in his pocket!

Wonder where everyone else is? Thought Squirrel would be here by now

Hello, is anybody drunk yet?

I've just got in from looking after the grandkids. Dp told me to lie to you and tell you that we had been having wild rampant sex on the lounge floor!

Hello Squirrel

Tell your DP there's a risk of carpet burns if you do that - not nice! That's carpet burns are not nice, wild rampant sex is nice...

Have you heard from FANC lately? Thought she was joining us

Hello Squirrel.

NAAM they must have like the look of you to only charge you £7. It is a bit of that. You get a price and run the chance of giving it up and going somewhere else and getting charged twice.

That is merseyside from my experience. Liverpool is worse. Wirral is relatively posh compared to there

Well Naam, you seem to know all about carpet burns, had loads of experience of them have you?

So,, who is manning the \link{http://www.wedgewoodhotel.com/downloads/bar-1.jpg\bar} then?

I'll have a pernod and black please.

I haven't heard from FANC for a while, I know she has been ill but I had hoped that she would be better and able to join us this evening.

I was going to email her today but dd wanted me to help out with the kids so I didn't have time.

how do you do links. I have a cool poster for NAAM

DP got some on his knee once...enough said

Are you really on the pernod Squirrel? I am

workingmum so you're near the sea too - like Squirrel

Yeah if you can call the RIVER MERSEY the sea

To insert a link to a web site, type
\link{url\description} - where url is the .... address of the site, and description is the text you want to appear in your message. So to link to bbc news you could type
have a look at \link{http://news.bbc.co.uk\this}

For a link I find it's easier to go onto the site you want to do the link to, copy and paste the website address then put in the \link{ before it and the } after it. Instructions are at the bottom of the "emoticon" box

That probably makes no sense whatsoever

{http://www.showmercy.co.uk/gallery/images/mmick_05_Scallys.jpg} I hope this works

Oh poop! that didn't work, I'll try again.

To insert a link to a web site, type
\link {url\description} - where url is the .... address of the site, and description is the text you want to appear in your message.

So to link to bbc news you could type
have a look at \link {http://news.bbc.co.uk\this}

Make sure there are no spaces.

Do you mean \link{www.showmercy.co.uk/gallery/images/mmick05Scallys.jpg\this}

We are not having a lot of luck here are we?

Just tried to copy and paste the address but came up with the error message too

And this is before we're pi$$ed

go to www.google.co.uk and then images and type in scallys. A poster comes up onthe second line

Anyone fancy a game of \link{http://www.mastersgames.com/images/table/bar-billiards.jpg\this}

Hello everyone Hows the piss up going?

\link{http://www.showmercy.co.uk/gallery/images/mmick_05_Scallys.jpg\This} one workingmum?

I'm up for a game

Hello Tarantula, whats your tipple this fine evening then?

yeah thats the one. You'll have to explain to me in words of one syllable how to doit

Hi Tarantula. How are you this fine Friday evening

Hey! Looks like I logged in on the right evening.

lol workingmum

Hello tarantula

I'm on my 2nd glass, it's a bit strong tho - reckon I've had about 5 pub measures...