Nutty Stepmum's Club (NSC) - Who Wants To Join Us? (Thread 2)

[Squirrel3]

Ah ha! I knew I could get it to the two thousand posts!!!!

Hellooooo Surfermum

Perfect timing

Well seeing as Paddy's night is in the offing and the Guinness is on special.....what can I say. I couldnt NOT buy it

Tarantula if you fancy a game of bar billiards try \link{http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/blastbarbilliards/play.php\this} I'm rubbish at it!

Hllo surfer mum, have we met. I am WMNHS (I can't be bothered to write it all)

Hello SM How life?

Hello surfermum, what you drinking then?

Tarantula, \link{http://www.pixelhead.com/weblog/images/guiness.jpg\here} notice the shamrock in the head!

mmmmm That involves reading instuctions Squirrel Not sure I'm quite up for that .

Don't blame you tarantula, that was my reaction too.

Perfect pint there Squirrel and the shamrock on top So English They dont mess with the pints at home. wouldnt be worth the agro

I can do that. I worked in abar for four years. (Hell my spelling has cone already)

Hello all. I'm on my 2nd glass of wine.

Nice to meeting you WMNHS. I don't often get on this thread, mainly because I daren't look as I'd never get off. I'm on here too much as it is!! I've got a 10 year old dsd. I work in the NHS too as an adminstrator.

Just had a text off my sister

Man cooks Deer for dinner but doesn't tell the kids what it is. "Give us a clue" says his daughter. Dad replies "It's what Mum calls Dad sometimes". Little girl cries "Don't eat it! It's a fcking arehole!!"

The shamrock was in honour of Paddy's day tarantula.

I'm not strictly English I'm Welsh.

I am a lowly nurse. I clean wrinkly bottoms for a living

and she has to clean 100 yr old willies!

lol at sister NAAM the only texts I get off mine tell me that she hates me. (she sent it to the wrong person)

Naam I just told that one to dp and he phsl.

You should come on here more often SM We ahve a good laugh. Hows dsd unwelcome head visitors. I remember my first chat with you was about them and I said that dss was now 14 so didnt really get them any more......Spoke too soon on that one I can tell you. guess who came to visit with dss a few weeks back

Surfermum - workingmum is working on an old peoples ward atm but it's only temporarily - she's usually a fanny inspector

Are you really Squirrel? Where from? \link{V\Happy st Davids day} for the other day then.

From a small village, Maesteg in Glamorgan South Wales.

I could never be a nurse. A pile of typing beats smeggy willies any day!

Thank you for remembering about dsd's "visitors". Last time was pretty bad again. She got in the shower to have them done with no arguing too, so obviously wanted me to comb her out. Bless her, I'm sure she covers up for her mum. I told her she needed to make sure she did them every 3 days as they were so bad and she told me that when she's at home they always do them every 3 days. It's obvious from the state of her hair that this isn't the case . Can't say anything though. I just thank the Lord for the nitty gritty comb .

I'm with you Surfermum, I couldn't be a nurse either. I'm a receptionist/typist so do similar job to you. And come on here of course Did you manage to sort anything about your holiday abroad? Last I heard BM wouldn't let dsd go and you had considered trying to get a court order

Dss's mum does bugger all about his either. She reckons hes old enough to do them for himself. At 14? with his hair which is longish and thick and wavy?
Ach well thats best kept for anyother time.

So do you speak any Welsh then Squirrel?

I don't do smelly willies. I work in gynae normally, I am only on wrinkly willy ward becasue my name got oulled out of the hat. It neverdoes for good things but bad things and yup it's alway my name.
Anytime I have to wash a wrinkly smelly willy I delegate the job to a healthcare assistant. Oh the joysof being a trained nurse