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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

This just came out of me. It hurt like feck but I'm so relieved **Trigger Warning - gory bodily fluids title edited by MNHQ**

148 replies

Thatbliddywoman · 22/08/2020 19:29

I think there's still more in it too.

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LeslieYep · 22/08/2020 19:33

Eugh! Wonderful! From where did it erupt?!

NoParticularPattern · 22/08/2020 19:34

Ooh that looks like a lot of fun! I can sense the relief!

TaighNamGastaOrt · 22/08/2020 19:37

Oooh, more pics, more squeezing and where did that come from!?

WhatInFreshHell · 22/08/2020 19:46

Oh my life...that's incredible! Congratulations!

molly2312 · 22/08/2020 19:52

Sorry if I'm being dumb but what on earth is it?

Thatbliddywoman · 22/08/2020 20:00

You don't want to know.

It was on my inner 'lips'. It's been SO sore all day. I saw it had a couple of blood spots on it and thought hmm maybe I can perform an operation. Ten cotton wool pads half a tub of salt and a LOT of painfully hot water and wincing later and it exploded. It was a thing of beauty. I felt the relief. Honestly I could have cried. It's still swolllen but I'm leaving it to antiseptic cream now. I'll have another pop (ah, ha ha) at it tomorrow.

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molly2312 · 22/08/2020 20:03

oh my god, not very nice, although i'm sure the relief was good

giletrouge · 22/08/2020 20:10

Jesus woman that could be an infected Bartholin's cyst, suggest you call 111 you might need treatment.
Friend of mine nearly died when one burst. Seriously do not mess with it!

needsahouseboy · 22/08/2020 20:22

It’s sounds like a cyst and you need antibiotics. Do not put antiseptic cream on it!

Staffy1 · 22/08/2020 20:32

Eurgh. There should be some sort of health warning in the title. I expected a splinter or something, not that.

SilverOtter · 22/08/2020 20:35

Glorious

MrMeSeeks · 22/08/2020 20:36

Eurgh. There should be some sort of health warning in the title. I expected a splinter or something, not that

Lol why are you in sporners corner then???

Bet you’re relieved op! Agreed though you may need that medically checked though in case!

gamerchick · 22/08/2020 20:38

You squeezed it out of your fanny? I don't think you're supposed to squeeze shit out of the holy place are you?

SeasonallySnowyPeasant · 22/08/2020 20:39

I've never heard of a Bartholin's cyst before. Google is very informative.

FelicityBob · 22/08/2020 20:39

I didn’t know what sporners corner was Blush won’t be coming back here again Envy

Beachbodylonggone · 22/08/2020 20:40

Gamerchick don't you mean holey??
Grin

gamerchick · 22/08/2020 20:40

@needsahouseboy

It’s sounds like a cyst and you need antibiotics. Do not put antiseptic cream on it!
Out of interest, why no antiseptic cream?
gamerchick · 22/08/2020 20:41

@Beachbodylonggone

Gamerchick don't you mean holey?? Grin
Either way man Grin
Idontknow23 · 22/08/2020 20:45

Omg Confused that is really rank, I don't know why anyone would think let's squeeze something tucked in my fanny lips and show the puss and blood on a website. What the hell. Hope you're not making the roast dinner tomorrow with those fingers

craggymaggie · 22/08/2020 20:51

If it's a Bartholin's cyst it might come back. Get an out of hours GP appointment for some antibiotic cover.

Colouringaddict · 22/08/2020 20:53

As a sufferer of Hidradenitis Supprativa, that is a fairly common sight in our house. Keep a close eye on it, you might need some antibiotics as you have poked and prodded it

YouJustDoYou · 22/08/2020 20:55

🤮🤮🤮

KitMarlowesCodpieceOfthigh · 22/08/2020 20:55

@Idontknow23

Omg Confused that is really rank, I don't know why anyone would think let's squeeze something tucked in my fanny lips and show the puss and blood on a website. What the hell. Hope you're not making the roast dinner tomorrow with those fingers
You must be new to Sporner Corner... A quick flick through older threads will show some absolute wonders. My favourite is the follicle bollicle, although I sadly never saw the photos.

I'm pretty sure OP will wash her hands sometime between now and tomorrow's mealtimes, as well Wink

YouJustDoYou · 22/08/2020 20:57

Why the actual FUCK would you squeeze that shit out of your fanny lips, then think it would be a great idea to post it on a forum WITH NO WARNING (of the utter rankness), urgh, vom

picklemewalnuts · 22/08/2020 20:59

Spornen corner is warning enough, surely?

I doubt it needs abs, see what happens overnight. Not every inflamed explosive lump on the labia is a bartolyns cyst. I get these on occasion and treat as OP has.

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