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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

This just came out of me. It hurt like feck but I'm so relieved **Trigger Warning - gory bodily fluids title edited by MNHQ**

148 replies

Thatbliddywoman · 22/08/2020 19:29

I think there's still more in it too.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/08/2020 21:03

@giletrouge

Jesus woman that could be an infected Bartholin's cyst, suggest you call 111 you might need treatment. Friend of mine nearly died when one burst. Seriously do not mess with it!
THIS

I've had Bartholin;s cyst problems and they were agony. Though mine burst and it was a relief - disgusting though - lots of greeny yellow pus. Make sure you have plenty of salt baths.

KitMarlowesCodpieceOfthigh · 22/08/2020 21:03

It's Sporner Corner Hmm And it's not any grosser than any other pus for having come out of her nethers.

Sporn. People either get it or they don't 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thehogfatherstolemycurry · 22/08/2020 21:04

This thread is coming up on 'trending' on the home page. You can't see it's in sporners corner till after you open it.

It might be a bartholins cyst. I get them and squeeze them too although advice is not to, the relief is wonderful. You might need antibiotics if it comes back.

Sallyspoons · 22/08/2020 21:05

I must be a hardened sporner as that doesn’t disgust me at all! Pleased it’s feeling better OP

Cloudmonkey · 22/08/2020 21:07

I had one of those in the same place!! It was an incredible moment when it was successfully popped!

Idontknow23 · 22/08/2020 21:11

Yes I just seen it on the usual headings on mumsnet, I didn't even know there was a sporners corner I literally just thought someone posted that randomly on here, I didn't even know what sporning was but I've worked it out now.

Staffy1 · 22/08/2020 21:12

Oops. Didn't see what category it had come from, it just appeared under "trending", my apologies.

GlendaSugarbeanIsJudgingYou · 22/08/2020 21:12
itchyfinger · 22/08/2020 21:14

Maybe MN need to keep Sporner corner off Trending so the snowflakes dont get traumatised.

AnotheBloodyChinHair · 22/08/2020 21:14

I clicked on this because it is in the TRENDING section. I have never accessed the sporners section and I wish I hadn't. HQ SORT THIS OUT!!

AnotheBloodyChinHair · 22/08/2020 21:16

And of course I just had to go and google Bartholin's cyst and then clicked on images!!

BlogTheBlogger · 22/08/2020 21:18

@Thehogfatherstolemycurry

This thread is coming up on 'trending' on the home page. You can't see it's in sporners corner till after you open it.

It might be a bartholins cyst. I get them and squeeze them too although advice is not to, the relief is wonderful. You might need antibiotics if it comes back.

EXACTLY!! where's the vom smiley??!
52andblue · 22/08/2020 21:19

Yep. Clicked on it as 'trending'.
I am not a Snowflake.
but why would you post that online, unless you needed advice?
I guess I don't 'get' Sporning then Grin

BlackeyedSusan · 22/08/2020 21:20

I agree that perhaps mn should not let this appear in trending... not nice for the unwary and spoils it for the devotees.

ErinBrockovich · 22/08/2020 21:21

This thread is in trending so you have no idea what section of the site it’s on until you look a bit closer, by which point it’s too late!!!

DishingOutDone · 22/08/2020 21:21

I think the OP may have thought she didn't need advice, just sharing a sporny, but it does sound like it needs monitoring. I'm more Oh dear than Yuk.

BlackeyedSusan · 22/08/2020 21:22

(saying that as someone who used to go faint at being ambushed by my mum showing me her latest ulcer on her gums, and one who like a bit of spot squeezing)

IKEA888 · 22/08/2020 21:22

what's with the snowflakes... it was clear in the title it was going to be grotty.
Some of us love sporn
I get clicking on it as tending and not seeing title but why post negative replies ?
No chuffel off and leave this to the sporners.
Can t wait for round 2

Lavenderwisteria · 22/08/2020 21:28

Marvellous!

Thatbliddywoman · 22/08/2020 21:28

To be fair, it isn't my fault it ended up trending Grin
I am sorry for those who now need therapy. I'm an open person. Bodies are gross sometimes.

I don't think it is a bartholins' cyst. I've had one before- they're not usually on the surface. It seems like a spot that got out of hand with itself.
I was in a hot bath, I had salt water and swabs. I've been careful but I do have antibiotics on standby (prescribed them for someat else and didn't take them). We should be a bit more wary of antibiotics I think. They're wonderful things but to take them when they're not definitely needed isn't a good idea. You never know when your body might desperately need them.

It's a lot less painful now and I'll salt water swab it before I sleep. Why no antiseptic cream?

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AuntyFungal · 22/08/2020 21:28

^^

Sporners Corner is quite possibly the best kept (sort of) secret hide out on MN.

Viva La Sporner!

User7764217 · 22/08/2020 21:29

Ahh. It’s perfect 😍 I have HS and find those ones have one hell of a smell as well 🤣

dicksplash · 22/08/2020 21:30

My trending shows the category so I could see this was sporners - love a bit of sporning! Op, that looks glorious but painful. Hope that was all it needed to get the gross out ant it will heal now.

vegansprinkle · 22/08/2020 21:31

Loving the photo and laughing at newbies to sporners corner. Hahahaha

Great photo OP

Gingerkittykat · 22/08/2020 21:32

There's a lot of people not appreciating the beauty of Sporners Corner.

I recommend you don't go onto YouTube and search for Dr Pimple Popper or cyst drainage or soft pop or ear gunk removal!

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