DH's enormous finger

[MrsTerryPratchett]

He's on antibiotics and I'm rubbing my thighs in anticipation.

I actually texted him from work today and told him our marriage was in trouble if he squeezed it himself.

Fucking hell, that would have made my year. My DH gets a blocked pore on his chest and won't ever let me near it and it just sits there. Actually have dreamed of trying to get at it in the night with numbing gel and some sort of implement.

My DH gets a blocked pore on his chest and won't ever let me near it and it just sits there.

LTB.

My fingernail came out like that. I squeezed it and all the yellow puss came out! Didn't need antibiotics thank goodness. Just kept on cleaning my hands and fingers thoroughly with antibacterial soap.

Beautiful. Many thanks and Christmas wishes.

Good god this thread needs a warning in the title 🤢 🤮 lest anyone wants their Xmas lunch repeating on them... hats off Mrs TP, you’re made of sturdy stuff!

Oh cripes, I’ve some how wondered into sporner corner, my first time, can’t believe what’s on here

I think FWR and sporning go together
Hmmm, interesting 🤔. Do you think frequenters of FWR also have an uncanny ability to seek out a male of the species, to latch onto, who willingly offer themselves up for extraction? (I know mine does. All manner of odd, superhuman, wiry hairs sprouting from various locations, for the plucking thereof. One huge blocked pore in middle of his shoulders, that I leave alone months before squeezing. Ohhhh, bliss.

I think FWR and sporning go together
Yup.

My husband let me epilate his neck once. That was fun!

Oh cripes, I’ve some how wondered into sporner corner, my first time, can’t believe what’s on here

Welcome. It's like Hotel California, you will never leave. Bwahahahaha

@Celebelly

My DH gets a blocked pore on his chest and won't ever let me near it and it just sits there.

When someone shows you who they are, listen.

Don't you think you're worth more than this?

What would you tell a friend in your situation?

LTB.

Etc

Welcome. It's like Hotel California, you will never leave.

Mirrors on the ceiling (to look at sebaceous cysts on backs) and pink champagne on ice (to soothe the skin afterwards).

HEAVEN.

Ahhh I'd have loved to do that pmsl

So, is is pus or puss ??

That is beautiful ❤️

Pus

So dazed, I can’t spell wandered not wondered!

And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives*
But they just can't kill the beast

• A sterile needle/tweezers are also acceptable in the sporner community.

It’s a whitlow isn’t it? They’re extremely painful

That truly is a thing of beauty! I can almost feel the relief from the second squeezing and deflating. I would avoid much more squeezing now as it looks like it’s just serrous fluid? What a wonderful man. My H won’t let me near even a basic spot!

DH says although it's a persistent pustulance, he'll live.

Thanks to all. And to all a good night.

@FaithInfinity, I do feel for you. My DH was like that in the beginning, but is better now. I have convinced him that only I deal with his spots correctly. He doesn’t even appreciate them, the ingrate!

I must admit, I have sent him £5 in the past to let me pop a good one...he thought I was mad. Now he is used to it and lets me do the procedure for free! 😂😂😂😂

Just a sec, is it just one finger?

And what's actually wrong with it?

It's called a paronychia, lovely name

So beautiful. Thank you for sharing.