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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

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DH's enormous finger

142 replies

MrsTerryPratchett · 24/12/2019 01:18

He's on antibiotics and I'm rubbing my thighs in anticipation.

I actually texted him from work today and told him our marriage was in trouble if he squeezed it himself.

DH's enormous finger
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lunar1 · 25/12/2019 03:01

Your husband completely deserves the good sex after this, especially if we get pictures of round two squeezing!

Ifeelinclined · 25/12/2019 03:05

Oh my. Looks so painful. But I'm here for it!

1forAll74 · 25/12/2019 03:49

Its so horrible, it has put me off eating pigs in blankets later. I don't like an oozing mess, I can just about deal with a sprained ankle.

christmasstress · 25/12/2019 11:09

I know it is Christmas Day - but we do want an update!!!!!

RandomMess · 25/12/2019 12:44

What time are you planning today's squeezing?

MerryChristmasUfilthyanimal · 25/12/2019 12:48

DH might get a big head!

If it starts pausing upload a video Wink

MimsyBorogroves · 25/12/2019 12:56

Fucking hell, that's commitment to a great Christmas. Well done to your DH.

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MrsTerryPratchett · 25/12/2019 14:53

Merry Christmas Sporners.

Don't eat while looking at the weirdly deflated fingers, which DH is now refers nag to as FinGor.

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MrsTerryPratchett · 25/12/2019 14:54

Is now referring to...

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BuckingFrolics · 25/12/2019 15:12

Holy smoke. That is one sore finger, and one generous husband sharing it with us all.

Sprinklemetinsel · 25/12/2019 15:13

Phwoar! I bet that feels much better now!

RandomMess · 25/12/2019 15:44

Indeed phwoar and I'm mid Christmas Dinner Buffet!

RubbishRubbishRubbish · 25/12/2019 15:48

I'd be a bit worried about that to be honest. Kudos though.

Copperblack · 25/12/2019 15:52

As much as I’m salivating, he needs that looking at again and probably some more treatment. Is he feeling ok? Has he got a temperature or shivers?

Ninkanink · 25/12/2019 16:03

Oh fuck, poor man!

He needs to get that looked at again...

31133004Taff · 25/12/2019 16:06

Surely this is a classic?

MellowMelly · 25/12/2019 16:09

Suddenly I don’t feel like having that custard on my Rhubarb crumble anymore....Grin

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MrsTerryPratchett · 25/12/2019 16:15

He's actually feeling a lot better and the watery stuff I think is just like a blister. Yesterday he was all pathetic and feeling ill. He's good today. I'll send him back tomorrow if he feels worse.

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Judashascomeintosomemoney · 25/12/2019 16:15

In the words of Martin from Friday Night Dinner, SHITTING HELL!
(OP, only seen you on FWR, where you are a voice of reason and intellect, nice to see you’re also a sporner , just like me Grin).

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 25/12/2019 16:16

Oh, er, yeah, hope your DH feels better soon Blush

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MrsTerryPratchett · 25/12/2019 16:22

I think FWR and sporning go together. For reasons...

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boatyardblues · 25/12/2019 16:24

I think FWR and sporning go together.

Agreed

whysorude · 25/12/2019 16:37

That was abso-fucking-lutely beautiful. Thank you so much and Happy Christmas to you and your very generous DH.

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 25/12/2019 16:47

Fabulous!

Oblomov19 · 25/12/2019 16:52

Blimey. That did look sore.

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