DH's enormous finger

[MrsTerryPratchett]

He's on antibiotics and I'm rubbing my thighs in anticipation.

I actually texted him from work today and told him our marriage was in trouble if he squeezed it himself.

A true Christmas Hero...well done MrMrsTerryPratchett.

Was there any more? (*hopeful enqiry)

That is fabulous op

Ye gods, I had one of those lanced by the Dr years ago, the gunk was amazing but the pain was horrific.

It's like the gift that keeps on giving.

How do I tell me husband that another man has given me a better Christmas than him.

Thank you for this amazing Christmas present!

I mean if you really want to give us an updated picture tomorrow then I guess we could take a look. If you want. As a favour to you.

How do I tell me husband that another man has given me a better Christmas than him.

DH might get a big head!

I am hoping for more tomorrow

OK let's try again!

Festive finger fun!

Oh my!

Now you're just showing off

Holly shitballs.

Ye Gads! That looks so painful!

Bloodyhellfire, I’m glad he’s on antibiotics. That’s unbelievably sore looking. I bite my nails and occasionally they get sore but I now realise I am but an amateur, god bless that man. Enjoy your Christmas Day squeezing Mrs TP.

Fucking hell that looks painful!
But that was a gorgeous photo...!

That looks so painful (and satisfying)

My toe was like that once, I was working in a lab at the time so stuck a sterile needle in it oh the pure joy at what came out. I actually cultured something of it and grew it up and found out what it was. Was incredibly painful and could hardly walk but worth the green pus.

Fuuuuuccckkk. How did he get this? Cannot believe how much you got out of it.

This is amazing. Totally beats my husband’s toenails all falling off after he had hand foot and mouth recently.

A thing of beauty for a Christmas night

If you are where I think you are, you’ve got another couple of hours for it to brew into the ultimate Christmas gift!

Bee-yew-ti-ful.

Oooh, I say...!! What a peach!!
I had one of these as a teenager, down the side of my thumb... Left it til I could bear it no longer, soaked it in hot Dettol - and squeezed - omg, joy and PAIN!! Copious green pus, but the pain took my legs from under me!!
That was 1983 and I still remember the pus and the pain!

Bloody hell that looks sore! Marking place for the next lot of pus. What a great husband!