DH's enormous finger

[MrsTerryPratchett]

He's on antibiotics and I'm rubbing my thighs in anticipation.

I actually texted him from work today and told him our marriage was in trouble if he squeezed it himself.

Oh that's delightful.

Soak in diluted hydrogen peroxide now or you may just have up to do it again.

The antibiotics were because I was worried about sepsis. It didn't look so good!

He is very pleased that you appreciate his predicament.

Your husband is a good man.

You are very lucky!

"He's a wonderful husband and this was one of the high points of my marriage"

Is one of the best things I've read on Mumsnet this year

Fabulous, thank you both.

Oh wow that's amazing!! 😲.

Oh this is beautiful.

Thaaaaar she blows! Thank you for sharing.

Splendid! I am so jealous- haven’t had a good squeeze in ages

Your husband is a good man.

He really is. I really must step up the wifing. It's quite noticeable how caring and attentive I have been about his finger compared to when he is ill but not pustulant.

I'm late to the party but wanted to congratulate you on both a beautifully acquiescent husband and a truly gorgeous paronychia. I am very jealous. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!

FUCKING HELL

Oo lovely. My friend had a sebaceous cyst on his chest, and I told him he had to squeeze it over face time. He sent me pictures of the puss all over the mirror instead!

@Toddlerteaplease

You big TEASE. Absolute show off.

I'm so jealous 😭

I am loving the difference in tone between Anyfucker and Cynara's posts

@JustASmallTownCurl we've also got lots of snotty babies in at work. I've been ridiculously showing of some of the huge bogies ives suctioned out of tiny noses! Nurses will understand me!

Oh happy fucking Christmas!!!!!

Soak in salty hot water and have another squeeze and PLEASE take more photos!!!

Different tone but same sentiment!!

Ooooohhhhh please can we have an update photo?

He's a keeper!

My phone won't post the update photo! It's still all shiny and red! Like Rudolph's nose.

Amazing. Bloody amazing. Video footage would have been a real treat for us but fair play to you both sharing those juicy pics!
I'm going ton"watch" this thread in case it needs more encoragememt from you

Not place marking for an update.

Carry on nothing to see here (whistles away innocently)

I’m so jealous