What the hell is this?

[shamoffour]

Right this monster is on my back, I'm thinking its a massive blackhead?
It's got a hole in the middle and dp has given it a good squeeze (which is why it's red) after a soak in the bath but nothing.
Any ideas how to get rid of it?
Preferably tonight

I'm loving the idea of a sporners girls world head!!

Can't wait for the big pop/squeeze.

The glass bottle method sounds fabulous!

I'm so jealous of your family

So good that you can involve your kids in this. Family fun.

I used to be Buttwing

And the question of the title of your memoir has just answered itself, OP :)

No,no it's not a sebaceous cyst!

Do you think it might respond well to a big dollop of Savlon ?

Night shift reporting for duty!

That pore of winer video 'twas amazing 😱😍. I also want one!!

My DH knows the score, he wouldn't have given up until that bugger was gone he'd give it to me to examine in detail

I love this forum!

Ooh following following.... really hope you manage to shift this (with pics ideally!)

I'm sure somewhere that does laser hair removal/Botox/milia removal will oblige .. which side of Manchester are you?

OP you lucky, lucky thing.

You need to film this.

Op can you live stream on Instagram?!

Daemon I love that!!
Fabulously I'm South Manchester.

Right I've tried again, dp had a poke around its nor shifting and to be honest it hurts now.
I'm phoning the doctors in the morning and making an appointment with the nurse if she won't do it hopefully she could suggest somewhere that does.

Do you think I would traumatise the 12 year old if I take her with me and make her take photos?

Just had this emailed to me. Thought you're the right girls to appreciate it. An actual mini vacuum for pimples and blackheads!!

I'm in Manchester too. Come here! I'll be gentle... I promise! (Gets all excited!!!)

Not anywhere close to Manchester but I'll happily drive down to you and squeeze the living daylights out of it for you!
That video was incredible!!
I want one or two on my leg or somewhere I can get to it with two hands!!

OP I'll take you out for dinner first

That is beautiful, hope it pops out soon.

I need to find out the end result of this

Oh my...

(Shameless placemarking)

I'm glad you didn't do the bottle trick. My dad did that 50 years ago on his neck, and still has the scar!

OP I'll buy you dinner and drinks and make hot chocolate with whipped cream and cognac to drink while I squeeze that beauty.

Do I win? DO I? DO I? DO I?