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KLAXON pea sized lump in earlobe, with pics of course.

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flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 07:50

I have a lump in my earlobe and I'm not sure what to do. I have had these before, but always in a piercing hole, so could be easily squeezed out of the hole. This is between two holes and will not squeeze no matter how hard i try.

My earlobe is throbbing and painful and I just want it gone now. Getting to the point of jabbing it with a needle as it's affecting my sleep. It has been there for three days now.

As a committed sporner i am frustrated with this as there has been no glorious explosion, no beautiful bursting loveliness, just pain. Help?

I'll get dp to take a better pic when he gets back from the shop and I'll also video any popping attempts.

KLAXON pea sized lump in earlobe, with pics of course.
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BigDamnNCFail · 17/04/2016 08:48

Oh, this has made up for DS2 screaming he wanted a Babybel (he doesn't like Babybels) this morning.

notapizzaeater · 17/04/2016 08:49

Can you put a hit compress on it to draw it out ?

BigDamnNCFail · 17/04/2016 08:50

X-posted. How disappointing.

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:50

Ahhhhhhh!!! What am I doing wrong?!

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flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:51

I'm pushing from behind as well as squeezing the front. Right. Onto hot compresses. I want this fucker out.

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LuluJakey1 · 17/04/2016 08:55

How disappointing!

ShipwreckedAndComatose · 17/04/2016 08:56

Apparently I have to let him eat breakfast first

LTB. Angry

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 17/04/2016 08:56

Hot as you can stand water!

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:58

Right I will try the hot compresses and come back to this later. If anything happens I commit to filming and posting it. According to dp we still have to live our lives and go out today, so I'll have to try again tonight.

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Wolpertinger · 17/04/2016 09:02

There won't be pus in it as it's not hot, red and angry looking - pus is for abscesses.

The stuff you get in ear piercing cysts (called inclusion cysts) isn't pus, it's just accululated cheesy bits of keratin and isn't always very squeezy.

Either you haven't pierced the cyst or it's just not going to squeeze out as it's not runny. Plus as you will be unable to get rid of the cyst lining it will only come back again.

I suggest you stop jabbing your ear now and see a health care professional non-urgently about your cyst.

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 09:02

For goodness sake it looks even bigger now.

KLAXON pea sized lump in earlobe, with pics of course.
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flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 09:03

Wolp spoilsport.

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DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 17/04/2016 09:04

Pus isn't just for abscesses. I get these sort of random things all the time full of pus if squeezed.

How attractive I make myself sound!Grin

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 17/04/2016 09:05

Keep going with the hot compresses!

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 09:08

Don't worry dame I'm on it.

I swear by all that is sporny that I will try my best to get this out. If not I am seeing the doctor this week for something else so I will run it by him. I will update no matter what.

Would mag sulphate help here?

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DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 17/04/2016 09:12

Might do,especially after a jab with a needle so it was somewhere to drain.

bonnie1981 · 17/04/2016 09:18

place marking here

bonnie1981 · 17/04/2016 09:18

also suggest this gets moved to sporners corner

HalsallRedux · 17/04/2016 09:21

I swear by all that is sporny

GrinGrinGrinGrin

I'm going to steal that line and use it shamelessly.

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 09:26

THERE IS A SPORNER CORNER?!?!?!?

WHAT?!

WHAT?!!!!!!!!

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Equiem89 · 17/04/2016 09:29

Placemarking Grin

PeaceLoveAndJaffaCakes · 17/04/2016 09:29

Yep get this moved for posterity. Good luck tonight, we're all here for you

Wolpertinger · 17/04/2016 09:33

Pus = infection. Lump should be red, hot, swollen and eventually form a point that the pus escapes from - like a zit.

You can have cysts that don't have pus in them. It's not all pus folks.

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 17/04/2016 09:47

I have a lump in the back of my neck that I can't fully squeeze out. I get bits out but it's very solid, cheesy smelling, thick keratin and most of it stays there.

Equiem89 · 17/04/2016 09:52

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YDuuVShD_zs A Dr Sandra Lee video while we wait

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