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KLAXON pea sized lump in earlobe, with pics of course.

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flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 07:50

I have a lump in my earlobe and I'm not sure what to do. I have had these before, but always in a piercing hole, so could be easily squeezed out of the hole. This is between two holes and will not squeeze no matter how hard i try.

My earlobe is throbbing and painful and I just want it gone now. Getting to the point of jabbing it with a needle as it's affecting my sleep. It has been there for three days now.

As a committed sporner i am frustrated with this as there has been no glorious explosion, no beautiful bursting loveliness, just pain. Help?

I'll get dp to take a better pic when he gets back from the shop and I'll also video any popping attempts.

KLAXON pea sized lump in earlobe, with pics of course.
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Junosmum · 17/04/2016 08:23

Thi k you need to put it on a video hosting site then link to it.

Ememem84 · 17/04/2016 08:24

Seriously? This is not the time for porridge. Tell him to have a biscuit or something.

bumbleymummy · 17/04/2016 08:24

Not place marking... Grin

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:25

Well i shall use this time wisely then and sign up to YouTube. Excuse me a moment.

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HermioneWeasley · 17/04/2016 08:25

H is going to film it, isn't he? (The bursting, not the porridge making)

ApollO88 · 17/04/2016 08:26

Shameless place marking

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:26

I'm already signed up without knowing. All set to upload a video.

He's eating. Slowly. Angry

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flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:28

Yes he's going to film it. We had a moment where he said he was going to close his eyes, but I made it perfectly clear this is not acceptable as he might miss the pop on the video.

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Junosmum · 17/04/2016 08:30

Well done flan, he needs to be told.

AuntieMaryHadACanary · 17/04/2016 08:30

Flanjabelle your commitment is outstanding!
Placemarking

ExplodingCarrots · 17/04/2016 08:31

Just settling in Grin

Mooey89 · 17/04/2016 08:35

Place mark!!

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:35

Well according to him there is something very wrong with me. He'll do it, but there is something very wrong with me. Can you believe that. Hmm

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flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:36

If this bloody thing won't go now I'm going to be heartbroken. Heartbroken I tell you.

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blueandgreendots · 17/04/2016 08:37

Pulls up a chair and runs hands...Grin

blueandgreendots · 17/04/2016 08:37

rubs hands!

ApocalypseNowt · 17/04/2016 08:37

Why is he talking and not concentrating on finishing his porridge in a fast, efficient manner?

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:37

He's finished! I'm off to sterilise the needle and get it done. Be back shortly!

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Catnuzzle · 17/04/2016 08:38

You need to reconsider your relationship 😆

Whatamuckingfuddle · 17/04/2016 08:39

Joins front row Grin

ApocalypseNowt · 17/04/2016 08:39
flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:40

Excuse the hair by the way, I didn't think you would be happy to wait until after my shower. Grin

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SlinkyVagabond · 17/04/2016 08:43

Oh helllloooo! Do don't close your eyes!

Youarentkiddingme · 17/04/2016 08:45

I always get cysts in my earlobes and behind my ears. I had one surgically removed a few years ago. Just keep twiddling with it and eventually it'll open up and drain by itself.

It's very satisfying!

flanjabelle · 17/04/2016 08:46

It's just blood!!! I can't get pus to come out!!!! I have pierced it three times and all that will come out is blood.

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