So, MNHQ, bedecked in LKBennett (and Boden for the plebs) are all out stuffing pizza and Bolly, half of the posters and hangers-on are there too: what mischief shall we get up to while they're away?

[WilfSell]

Because I bet they've just left BigTech in charge. Or he/she'll be checking in every once in a while, a bit pished and lairy.

So we can DO. WHAT. WE. LIKE. while the Leaders party.

Is there any food at the party?

Or just booze?

No twigletts?

ALERT!!! There has been a fight!!!!!!!!!

There were twigletts but when they opened the pack they were a bit mouldy.

[arf]
[predictable]

har har

soupdragon, surely the kind mummies will have saved you one if you couldn't attend, but will still expect a small box of lego in return?

MENU

twiglets
cod and chips
soupdragon
whomovedmychocolate

Right: questions for party goers - line em up...

1. In Google HQ, is there a big flashy sign in the atrium that shows all the random things people round the world are Googling at that very moment. Oh pleeeeease say there is?

1. Who is flirting with whom?

1. Who is the drunkest?

LOL, is there really a fight, please tell me Sarah Brown has just revealed herself as a lifelong devotee of Gina Ford and belted MP one

hully!

not carrie and justine??

Is Gordon Brown talking about David Cameron in this pic?

twitpic.com/168zi5/full

Complete with, um, gestures?

lol hunkermunker

'David Cameron, for example...'

I just went against advice and googled blue waffle.

Blebleble.

Who's fighting?

Dear God, do NOT Google blue waffle!!!

well, just to stop the speculation and back stage gossiping....

I wasn't

Hello morningpaper, Annabel was just the smallest thing i ever saw. I think I talked crap to you and may have written smut in your book. I shouldn't drink.

Helloooooo!

Lovely party. I blagged a ticked as a guest of one of the haiku winners.

There may have been a tad bit too much champagne.

But fab party otherwise.

(Where's the smug emoticon?)

OmgSOng annabel karmel

I had to check my handbag to make sure she hadn't fallen in

she would actually fit in a blender

I stayed ip until about 3am Reading the Mumsnet babies book to hunt for my own quotes

I am typing on my phone in jjj's attic

Kathy lette had the best suit and handbag I've ever seen

I want to be her

I am still in love with justines husband

also I met cod!!!!!!!!!! Omg

Whole pages are your quotes, mp. I woke up very suddenly thsi morning remembering that I stroked GB's suit from behind and his security men looked at me funny...

I didn't meet cod. Is like mr snuffleupagas

I moved a nice lady out of the way saying: "excuse me I'm trying to get to cod but there are all these prime ministers in the way!"

It was Sarah brown

she ignored me fortunately

she probably just heard high pitched squeaking

.... and I was interviewed by Channel 4 so possibly will be on the news tonight!

I hope you realize, morningpaper, that we got hold of all those leaked photographs from last night. You'll be in there somewhere, you know.

Great to hear you had a good time and that our PM survived the party. Lol at stroking his suit. Am sure that MI5 have a dossier on you this morning.