So, MNHQ, bedecked in LKBennett (and Boden for the plebs) are all out stuffing pizza and Bolly, half of the posters and hangers-on are there too: what mischief shall we get up to while they're away?

[WilfSell]

Because I bet they've just left BigTech in charge. Or he/she'll be checking in every once in a while, a bit pished and lairy.

So we can DO. WHAT. WE. LIKE. while the Leaders party.

Justine and Carrie hold secret negotiations with GB on where to hide the cake so that they don't have to share it.

It was indeed a great evening. I was chuffed to meet MorningPaper. I might get up soon but the hotel bed is v comfy.

Where am I? Oh god, still stuck in the sodding cubicle.

More debriefing, more ... .

Kathy Lette's very tall, isn't she? Maybe she an d AK wre both there to create a sort of height equilibrium, or something.

Tim Dowling was there. Oh yes. I did not talk to/stroke him though.

And I came quite close to spilling my drink over Ed Miliband. He moved away from me v quickly.

Really? You let me down, Plonk...

Tim Dowling was there . Now I am jealous. Was he funny and charming? Was his wife there? I think I might love his wife more.

Am v grump we didn't get any cake.

Mp- you aren't such a giant yourself!

I imagine he was funny and charming, but did not get close enough to find out for sure. Dunno whether his wife was there but he was surrounded by blondes.

Nancy, the DSs gobbled up your gruffalo biscuit this morning!

I hope you all provided enough material for a column

No Kathy Lette also quite dinky. I wnated to stroke her handbag but couldn't get near enough. Ed Miliband looked about 12. In a good way. Which at least deterred me from stroking him

blouse, I initially read your post as "I urinated in her handbag"

[sulk]

Do I look bovvered though?

There is Not Nearly Enough Gossip on this thread. Is there another one?

Nope. We were all very well behaved. Yes, it's true. Have we led the MN into disrepute do you think?

However - we were all ushered away from the party to go for our pizza, so we don't know what went on after we left ...

And MorningPaper stayed behind ...

And so did Policywonk ...

And Onebatmother ...

And Leningrad ...

Aw, don't grump about the cake! I didn't get any either...

I didn't stay - went for a quick drink with Len and Nancy (who are both bloody lovely) and then had to get home to relieve ex-p of babysitting duties.

OBM, MP and Cod did stay behind and I believe went out for dinner with MNHQ. So that's probably where the gossip is

back home in dulltown

the haikuers went off for pizza and then some rumour spread that the chef had killed someone with a knife so that part of town was closed (I realise I was drunker than I recall) so I sat with Cod and CamillafromDyson and a few others and we finished cod's secret bottle of wine and said OH MY GOD WE LOVE JAMES DYSON SO MUCH and Camilla giggled a lot and then argued about retractable cord flexes then ate some cake, which was disturbingly red, then I think RachelMumsnet asked me if I was a raving lesbian because I kept prodding people's breasts and then Carrie took her shoes off and said she couldn't wear them any more and people stole some sweets from the Google office and then I got in a taxi and had some chips and Justine's husband said I hadn't said anything funny since August 2005 and then a waitor told me and onebat to GO HOME NOW

then I stayed up reading the Babies book and looking for my own quotes (which are all mainly about my shit vagina )

OH MY GOD though Annabel Karmel is so small

10.15pm train home for me, sober as a judge. Had a great time, lots of people were super tall.

One part of that is not true

Lenin basically stood around with a massive grin on her face saying "WOW ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE OUT OF THE HOUSE!" while we all nodded in agreement