So, MNHQ, bedecked in LKBennett (and Boden for the plebs) are all out stuffing pizza and Bolly, half of the posters and hangers-on are there too: what mischief shall we get up to while they're away?

[WilfSell]

Because I bet they've just left BigTech in charge. Or he/she'll be checking in every once in a while, a bit pished and lairy.

So we can DO. WHAT. WE. LIKE. while the Leaders party.

We should burn stuff...

Big bottom

Starting with the biscuit

lets hack in and put tickers on

10 minutes since I last burped

rofl at burning stuff. Will we chuck toilet rolls down the bog and drink all their Vermouth too?

Let's start loads of threads that will cause trouble!
Daily Mail rant
She who must not be named
Moldies
Bum sex

You know the kind of thing

And let's shout MOULDIES at the top of our voices...?

haha btp

Where's VinegarTits? She once managed to turn all the text green

Anyway are they going to be posting/tweeting from the party? I'll be expecting some fishy barbed comments on the stylism...

anyone fancy a tp fight?

I bet they have a laptop set up at the party and have a Big Red Button for when we are naughty!

OK - where do they hide the key to the cake booze cupboard?

Can we wipe all their very important lists off whiteboards and replace them with silly drawings?

I could have a tantrum and wreck the place

Once upon a time there was a well known childcare guru and an equally well known parenting website. They all played happily together until.....(cont pg 94)

you don't throw things do you?

lets change all our names to include obscenities

and start 10,000,000 problem posts in Site Stuff

I know.

Let's invite a HUGE discussion across many threads weighing up the pros and cons of a steiner education.

That'll make the party swing

and then all the villagers ran away to mouldy land and all that was left was the dregs.....(cont pg 94)

Like my new name everyone?

(It's me, Littlefish, in case you didn't recognise me).

I want a definitive no-nonsense list of who has been invited, not the haiku winners. I know obv morning paper, pw, aitch, etc. So who else, eh?

has anyone done a Happy Birthday Mn thread yet?

We'll do one. Everyone will post

happy birthday

and maybe a smiley or two, and then we'll all die with boredom.

I'm good at party games, me

well not us obviously

Gina Ford, how do I love thee. Let me count the ways....

discuss.