So, MNHQ, bedecked in LKBennett (and Boden for the plebs) are all out stuffing pizza and Bolly, half of the posters and hangers-on are there too: what mischief shall we get up to while they're away?

[WilfSell]

Because I bet they've just left BigTech in charge. Or he/she'll be checking in every once in a while, a bit pished and lairy.

So we can DO. WHAT. WE. LIKE. while the Leaders party.

god I'm annoyed that I didn't meet Tim Dowling

that would have made my whole year

I don't know why they didn't do webcasts! So annoying!!!!

gordon's speech was: MUMSNET IS A GREAT BRITISH INSTITUTION, even better than the NHS and cups of tea

Sarah said: Mumsnet is lovely and you are all fantastic - yo, go the sistas

Justine said: I LOVE my mum and I'm NOT shagging my husband tonight! which I thought was rude in front of the world's press and everything (I told him later where to come if necessary)

Carrie said: I LOVE MY HUSBAND AND MY BABIES SO MUCH

I think that was about it

Justine didn't really say she wasn't shagging her husband????

Justine!!!!!!!!!!! In front of your MUM!!!

Tut tut.

I would be more concerned that she said that in front of the PM and the national press than her mum.

Although I guess that all of them are aware that she does sometimes shag her DH.

Did she give a reason for him not getting any last night?

Policywonk -sadly I was not the model-like glam blonde...but thanks anyway!
You were the MN with the best red lipstick that stayed on all evening weren't you? fab - you should grab yourself and advertising contract immediately!

that was onebat with the lippie

the wonker had a rose in her hair

Oh ta morningpaper - am sad you didn't tell me about your dress! Fab shoes BTW
Cod also told GB that she would be at school at 8am the next day educating the masses to. Not sure if he was impressed or deeply worried

MP is teeny tiny in rl
and Kathy lette gives god party imo
rubyrubyryby and lgat were the glamour pusses in grey

BEARING in mind most MN meet ups seem to be smocks and glasses, it was a pretty stylish do.

oh LORD

the canapes were most odd
they were in bamboo cones.
it was not a glam look when you are STARVING to down a canape in a cone by necking it.

i did lol when good ol choosy came up to me and said "is that a purple ruffle dress"
adn i recgonised onebat after extensisve shoe discussion on twitter

justine was in a very small dress that barely covered her toned slim body

bitch

Brilliant, this is what we want. And the pictures. Su, do tell us what policy advice you gave gordon . Was it of the 'lock em up and throw away key' variety?

And onebat hasn't been here for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGES so I officially lick her cheek to order a return for the low down.

i cannot possibly reveeal my secret policy( but it is real and is piss easy to implement at no cost to anyone!)

tbh i dont think i pitched it well... what with " think fish " and all.
shit i CANNOT BELIVE THAT
at least i ddint try and say " auchtermauchty" in a Good fife accent.

LOLOL at "think FISH". Isn't that a wee bit unnecessarily cryptic?

Could you not have just given him your phone number? I'm concerned that our PM is going to be wasting hours trying to contact you with nothing but "think FISH" to go on. He'll be hounding MI5 for ANSWERS...NOW! to your riddle.

Or does it work like Mork calling Orson?

Did you say 'and that's how the fish sees it' with a hand sign of a fish? Did you go in motivational sports gear?

**

lol at a wiggly swimming fish hand gesture.
i coudl have mimed it.

oh shit look
they have change d me

hahahahaa

you are dooomed

it's so gordy can find you

haha

not so cryptic now

Mi5 are watching you, fishyone

Oh stay as cod for a while!