So, MNHQ, bedecked in LKBennett (and Boden for the plebs) are all out stuffing pizza and Bolly, half of the posters and hangers-on are there too: what mischief shall we get up to while they're away?

[WilfSell]

Because I bet they've just left BigTech in charge. Or he/she'll be checking in every once in a while, a bit pished and lairy.

So we can DO. WHAT. WE. LIKE. while the Leaders party.

Apparently he said 'How will I be able to contact you', and she said 'Think FISH, Gordon'

funny, I don't picture you with mop in hand, MP.

Do you think "Think FISH" will end up in the election campaign now then?

GOD IT WAS FAB
but have just taught all day and am still feelign ROPEY
so will post later

but MP as right
we did talke retractabel flexes.

milliband isHUGE
gordon is younger

didnt even see b apart from when she did specch
was slightly about saying " oh hello i am cod"

more than once

god i twas great.

shit i did say think fish

the shame

that will be on my gravestone

"think fish"

Lol at the Fishy one. And Bumper's DH peeing with Johnnie.

I did not know that there was urinal etiquette. Bumper, please get your DH on here to educate us.

I'm sure he's heard worse

(He probably hasn't)

Lol at think fish. Gordon Brown looked surprisingly short.

Perhaps we need a new bumper sticker, with a stainless steel fish with MUMSNET inside

It was loevly to meet you, you have fantastic legs, you would look great in stockings

I now have an uncomfortable vision of GB clasping Cod to his chest and proclaiming "Only YOU Can Save Me Now!!"

"Tell them, tell them, I'm nice really!"

Justine's mum was lovely too

she is exactly like the Queen

Sounds fab. Sigh. I didn't know what a haiku was so have been practising my haka for weeks......

It would have been nice to see all the slebs and politicians. But it would have been great to see cod!!!!!!!!! Is she real then? A real person like?

Bet she was a bit green around the gills this morning! (See what I did there? Did ya?)

MP - lol at you staying up reading the book looking for your quotes. That's the sort of think I do. And then wonder why I am SO shattered next day.

Ooh ruby, what did you say?

Original Tech was there. He got the biggest cheer of the night (from us rowdies anyway - well it was between Tech and Justine's mention of MrsBaldwin's OAA campaign)

Was Aitch there?

I really want to know about the speeches.

Why didn't they do a webcast? Call themselves a technology-based business...??

I'd like to report that Cod was deeply unattractive, but sadly that would be impossible.

I was also very taken by how tall some of the MNetters were.

Boco - no. I was all excited about meeting her but she wasn't there.

Cod is real, yes, and is very lovely. But about 10 years younger than I had imagined her.

Cod's mate Finbar also gorgeous.

.... and you'll have to watch the news tonight on Channel 4 to see if my interview is shown!!

Oh I KNEW she'd say that...

Ah was Finbar the model-like glam blonde?

Yes, watch C4 News tonight ladies. OBM was interviewed as well. As she said to me afterwards, 'They asked me about social media. I actually know something about that.'

Are we allowed to know who blouse enthusiast is? Or is it a state secret?

Yes v high proporton of tall mners. Perhaps that is why GB looked short. Too many Amazonians.

Tim Dowling, for example, looks gorgeous and wears a snappy jacket.