So, MNHQ, bedecked in LKBennett (and Boden for the plebs) are all out stuffing pizza and Bolly, half of the posters and hangers-on are there too: what mischief shall we get up to while they're away?

[WilfSell]

Because I bet they've just left BigTech in charge. Or he/she'll be checking in every once in a while, a bit pished and lairy.

So we can DO. WHAT. WE. LIKE. while the Leaders party.

Finbar it was lovely to meet you, you kept saying I'M JUST A LURKER, HONESTLY but no one believed you

Justine's dress was SHORT. Her legs were longer than my whole body. If she had dropped something on the floor it would have been terrible.

And boco's here too! I'm feeling about 18 months younger.

I want to see pictures too

Who was that fit birdie in the black lace dress with the MASSIVE LENS? She was snapping busily

double-take at 'cod'

LOL 'motivational sports gear'

i want to put "think fish" on my thingy that LOVELY MAMAG invented
but im stuck wiht a sue sylvester

MP she was nice
we talked gordon.
am still lolling at talking flexes wiht camilla dyson

HOW pissed?

I thought I was quite sober

You are right about the cone-food. The birdie from Bloomsbury wasn't sure whether it was edible or not.

"Sushi?"

Early in the evening Olivia said: "Have you seen the fish?" and I said "Christ I know, they keep offering me plates of it every five seconds." And she said "No, Cod you bloody fool!"

how are you cod again????

don't think I'm fucking mollified wiht the lovely

I am sulking hugely, massively, utterly.

AND you never emailed me

Cod - you appear to have lost your invisibility cloak!

I expect Camilla Dyson was scribbling all your flex talk down to feed back to James! Or maybe to talk to the lovely Dyson Blade man. Yum.

i know
sorry
new addy most annoying
byut oyu didndt either!

oh ho bloody bIWI is here as well, to rub it in

thats because I have lost your email address dear

[email protected]

cut n paste

AlthoughI can't actually remember what I wanted you for now

Hey - I might be on the telly at 7!

we had a RAGING argument over whether a lighter vacuum or a self-coilling flex was the better option

I remember that

also I remember me and Cod saying something like "That James can tie me up with a flex any time he likes fnaaarrrrrrrr"

Self-coiling flex, I say.

But then I rarely have to use my Dyson (the cleaner does, so she may beg to differ)

I'm happy to have another gift from them to try though

Oh oh oh am excited.

Please to tell re atmosphere. We were worried about the whole meeting room ambience they had going down with the twitter pics

Can I just tell you all how THRILLED and HAPPY I am that Cod met the PM and told him what to do, and he said 'how can I get in touch with you?' He's so polite. Were you giving style advice? Easy to implement, PURPLE SOCKS.

I love this whole episode. I feel like I might have dreamt it, or willed it into happening.

And Finbar too! I always think of Finbar as

'Adn my RL mate Finbra agreed in gym chnging room was odd'

God 100x you are MASSIVELY nicer than me

Oh no. Don't tell me we were not supposed to eat the bamboo cones?

I met Johnny. And he asked me where my Boden shoes were, to go with my Boden dress. I should have said 'Johnny, they did not arrive in time, but I know you will send me another pair.'

Yes, I am. I am VERY NICE. This is true

but also

I do quite love this MN party and the PM and all the folk in the leisure centre

c'mon, MG, it's grand.

I'm with mamaG I'm trying to enjoy vicariously and actually I'm pig sick

I don't know which is more exciting - that gordo was at the party, or that cod is cod again.

really gord was at the party?

I just think Ishould have been invited

I didn;t expect to be invited, I'm just always jealous if anyone has a better time than me ANYWHERE