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Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

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ShowOfHands · 03/02/2010 12:54

arf at Cameron.

Get him back here for another webchat. I avoided the last one as he's a cock but I think I've seen the error of my ways.

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 03/02/2010 12:58

The Dave Cameron poster made me laugh out loud. Mind you, he needs a good spanked bottom for not getting back to Riven as he promised to. I'll volunteer!

Radished · 03/02/2010 12:59

I tried this once before and could never make it work.

cameron poster

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 13:34

Mr Tumble and Range Rover would like to be in on this, but I think perhaps it's a little hardcore

LeninGrad · 03/02/2010 13:44

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Rhubarb · 03/02/2010 13:49

A car Lenin, it's a car.

I wonder what it must be like to have a car for a cock? He should be on Channel 5

"And now for our sensitive series on people who have inanimate objects for cocks. This week we will be looking at Mr Tumble, obviously not his real name, who was born with a car for a cock."

Does he leak petrol? He could make a fortune if he did.

I can imagine Elsie and Edith's comments on that. "Well it's only an old banger but what can you expect?"

LeninGrad · 03/02/2010 13:51

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Rhubarb · 03/02/2010 13:53

Oh I like that poster thing.

here

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 14:03

Over here, Rhubarb

Radished · 03/02/2010 14:08

I suppose this is what Justine is worried about

Radished · 03/02/2010 14:08

But I'm SURE that won't happen, it'll be FINE.

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 14:18

Sometimes the weirdies in boats are the ones you least expect

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ShowOfHands · 03/02/2010 14:23

Fark me Gigglebiz is scraping the barrel these days. Is that Hairy-backed Mary, Arthur Sleep's bit on the side?

You wouldn't catch me in my smalls that close to a barbed wire fence. Not in February certainly. It snowed here yesterday fgs.

Channel 5 already did cars for cocks. They paid for its removal and the poor lad just couldn't cope and was last seen entering an HGV with a look of sadness across his poor little face. It was touching stuff.

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Radished · 03/02/2010 14:25

Bella I thought you might be about to post that picture of justine on a boat with the big fish then.....

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 14:28

Did ya mean this one

Not my bag, tbh, but we're not judging you, Justine

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ShowOfHands · 03/02/2010 14:30

Our leader has spoken

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Bella32 · 03/02/2010 14:37
Bella32 · 03/02/2010 14:38

Tony caught Gordon trying to slip him a quick one

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 14:40

The assembled press couldn't deter Cherie

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 14:42

But the special relationship is in jeopardy after Gordon feigned a headache

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 15:04
Bella32 · 03/02/2010 15:05

Hully - below the poster is a line saying 'direct link' - you need to copy that

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 15:09

Like this

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