If all you moaning minnies had just ignored and .....

[AnyFucker]

kept your outraged and offended fingers away from the complaint button, all this silly sweary name shenanigans would have been tomorrows chip-paper by now.........

As it is, there is now going to be ream after ream of this daft arguing about fuck-all

it could rival Moldie-Gate you know, and that is not a ^good6 thing

forget world of war craft, that would be world of maw craft

oh I've done fairy doors TO DEATH

we have hundreds of them

I will upload my fairy stationery shortly and you can gasp in wonder

Well I have put it up although it's a bit blurry because the sun's gone down

I have put a toothbrush there for scale (?)

I know you will be OVERCOME

jeepers MP - you must have had time on your hands today.

'tis very sweet though

I should point out that I also did some tiling of a floor

Ha!

I found myself thinking, "I cuold make thousands of them and sell them on Etsy"

That's my best pension idea for the week

ten million years

well, I've got it sorted now because I've made about a thousand trillion before I figured out how to get everything JUST right, so actually only about five minutes NOW

DOH

maybe I could try knitting

"That's my best pension idea for the week"

Forgive me if I'm reading this wrong - but my best pension plan idea is to franchise retirement homes with EXTCEE on tap! If anyone deserves it, it will be us c.60+.

Join with me now

only on mumsnet could a thread on swearing pass through fairy doors (wtf!!), and on to pensions......

How do you make a fairy stationary?
Hit it with a mallet.