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If all you moaning minnies had just ignored and .....

217 replies

AnyFucker · 29/09/2009 20:03

kept your outraged and offended fingers away from the complaint button, all this silly sweary name shenanigans would have been tomorrows chip-paper by now.........

As it is, there is now going to be ream after ream of this daft arguing about fuck-all

it could rival Moldie-Gate you know, and that is not a ^good6 thing

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AnyFucker · 29/09/2009 20:57

I can think of a poster who offends me with every post she makes

Her name is totally bland

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HeadFairy · 29/09/2009 20:58

OH purlease everyone... surely life is too damn serious and shitty without removing every last scrap of humour in case we offend someone?

CuntFace · 29/09/2009 21:01

What's in a name??

OnlyWantsOneFartleBerry · 29/09/2009 21:05

a name is a nothing, a simple noun.

It is who we are, that gives a name any meaning

JackBauer · 29/09/2009 21:13

It is getting a bit silly now as I watch from afar.

halfcut · 29/09/2009 21:56

I have a mug which says QueenOfFuckingEverything on it

AnyFucker · 29/09/2009 22:22

halfcut, they sell that merchandise in American Apparel stores

there are also pens, stationery, books etc

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halfcut · 29/09/2009 22:25

We have a shop called Set in our town centre..has the best birthday cards and mugs I've ever seen...not for the more fainthearted mn posters tho

morningpaper · 29/09/2009 22:28

What about QueenOfFeckingEverything?

TBH it's quite a famous blog (not yours I assume?) to a bit passe IMO

halfcut · 29/09/2009 22:32

I like passe in a retro kinda way tho

morningpaper · 29/09/2009 22:34

AnyFucker is one of those funny-for-a-thread-or-two names

What's the big deal? Why not just change your name if people find it offensive? What are you campaigning FOR exactly? Edgy humour?

StewieGriffinsMom · 29/09/2009 22:43

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AnyFucker · 29/09/2009 22:45

Am not "campaigning" for anything, mp

Not everything in life is a for a "cause"

I namechanged to this temporarily for a specific reason, then there was a spate of seasonal namechanges around Bommy night/Xmas/Easter etc

Then because I have no life am quite a prolific poster, I developed a persona so didn't change back

So, no real rhyme or reason to it, certainly not deliberate, nor attention-seeking, nor a crusade

But what I am now deliberate on now (after this evening), is that I will defend my right not to be censored

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AnyFucker · 29/09/2009 22:48

and until this evening, I have only ever had one poster express concern about my name

not sure how long I have used this name, but it is at least a year

and that was followed by a barrage of people who said they liked it, it made them smile and not to change

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AnyFucker · 29/09/2009 22:50

I am currently looking for "AnyFuckerForAMincePie" in the loft....

It needs a good spit 'n' polish, before I wheel it out for the upcoming festive season..

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VulpusinaWilfsuit · 29/09/2009 22:52

Jesus. This has turned into the witch hunt it inevitably had to, once the censorship began.

I am truly sorry, Anyfucker, that you are now getting it in the neck for such nonsense.

Now it has been spoken, the 'offence' it will become MASSIVE. And all the pent up indignance will kick off. Shite really.

daftpunk · 29/09/2009 22:53

AF;

difference between your name and the CW name,....i hate the C word....not over keen on your name...but wouldn't complain to you about it.

VulpusinaWilfsuit · 29/09/2009 22:53

the offence COMMA

DreamsInBinary · 29/09/2009 22:55

morningpaper - "Why not just change your name if people find it offensive?"

Really? Does it matter what the poster is (or isn't) campaigining for?

It's her/their chosen name. It has nothing to do with you.

AitchTwoToTangOh · 29/09/2009 23:00

i don't think that anyfucker is a clever name, is it, QS? it's just a bit sweary and stupid, surely? not that i'm complaining about it, for the record, but i just don't think there's any great intelligence behind it.

queenoffuckingeverything, likewise, is briefly amusing and wouldn't be much diluted by a slight change.

for me, cuntwhacker just takes the whole 'ooooh, bumsex, aren't we HILARIOUS?' embarrassment up a couple of notches, tbh. it's so cringey.

DreamsInBinary · 29/09/2009 23:06

So has this turned into a thread slagging off poster's names because they are not funny or intelligent enough for you?

AnyFucker · 29/09/2009 23:08

Aitch, it was established on another thread that cuntwhacking had no associations with bumsex

just FYI

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AitchTwoToTangOh · 29/09/2009 23:10

what?

QuintessentialShadow · 29/09/2009 23:16

By morningpaper on Tue 29-Sep-09 22:34:26
AnyFucker is one of those funny-for-a-thread-or-two names

What's the big deal? Why not just change your name if people find it offensive? What are you campaigning FOR exactly? Edgy humour?
By halfcut on Tue 29-Sep-09 22:32:41

Amen to that.

Aitch, I see you address me further down, erm, I am not even ON this thread. Till now. And now I have had Chardonnay, tsk tsk, I will for sure not make sense.

But you know, as the day has wore on, You are actually right. The more I think about it, and the more wine I drink, then anyfucker and queenoffucking, is as crass as the others. They WERE fun at the time, but in the light of this day, they pretty much come under the same heading.

And exactly WHY would anyone campaign for the right to sound stupid and obtuse on the interweb. Beats me. Most of us struggle to sound clever and erudite, if how we come across ever crosses our minds.

I shall just go and ponder the lushiousness of captain jack sparrow. That is all my mind can comprehend right now

QuintessentialShadow · 29/09/2009 23:16

I am SO gonna regret postin in the morning

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