If all you moaning minnies had just ignored and .....

[AnyFucker]

kept your outraged and offended fingers away from the complaint button, all this silly sweary name shenanigans would have been tomorrows chip-paper by now.........

As it is, there is now going to be ream after ream of this daft arguing about fuck-all

it could rival Moldie-Gate you know, and that is not a ^good6 thing

(To DisgustedFromTunbridge) Ooh, I say!

I honestly don't understand why some people need swear words, actually. Why use profanities when there are such perfectly good alternatives such as 'blimey o'reilly!'; 'good giffords!'; 'gosh me oh my days!'; 'bunting beans!' and 'jolly roger!'?

(bunting bewildered over here, what what?)

I like a nice flipping heck myself

My ears are bleeding, halfcut. Please leave your profanities at the door.

If I'm really annoyed I've been known to say crikey so there

"nice words there lovey, but I am of the opinion that if there is a rule to be made then it should be the same right across the board. so, nobody allowed naughty names, no swearing at all, all bad words must be bleeped out".

why?

Crikey, halfcut, that must be when you're really ranked orf!

PMSL at your laptop comment on the 'marriage' thread, by the way!

Felt a bit bad about that comment after..was a bit flippant true tho

Sometime only a good swear word will do. And sometimes people who will be offended by such things just need to have their chains yanked!

oh piss off, you pompous, hysterical arseholes.

No-one, other than anyfucker, has even remotely proposed banning swearing on MN. Does everyone understand that? there is no thin end of the wedge, any more than the 'no personal attacks' guideline is an attack on your right to attack personally.

all MNHQ has done is reminded everyone of a pre-existing guideline and and encouraged people who have swearing in their names to maybe change a consonant or two. and cuntwhacker was a fucking awful name in any case.

ew handbag!

never mind this, I've been doing CRAFT

craft

now if that doesn't warrant a swear-word or two, I don't know what does

Again??? Have you been crafting cunts foofs out of shredded paper?

oh no my little scaly friend

I have been making fairy stationery kits

Noone has commented on my Look At Me name yet! Beeyotches!

you love craft, MP, everyone knows it. i don't know why you persist in this fiction that it is somehow not you... it's very you, craft. so go and stick that in yer scrapbook, you craft-loving tosspot. etc.

You doing craft?

Do they come with batteries?

Is "fairy stationery kits" a code name for sanitary protection?

oh for a typo MP. Then we would all inquire how one does keep a fairy stationary

can you make a mooncup on a potters wheel, that's what I want to know

I shall not be making that dumbass stationary error

no actual genuinely teeny tiny fairy stationery kits

Like a mad woman

ahem well

When I was a little girl you used to be able to buy really small stationery sets

but you can't now

so I'm MAKING THEM

not for me

oh no

for the children