STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

Right Bob! I'm off to bed clubbing now. Don't get up to anything with these slags while I'm gone!

Ice and a slice Barbara?

Yoohoo Bob....over here..

Dont forget meeheeeee.

Good night, my darling wife. You can be up and down all night with me too later. They don't call me Bobbing Bob for nowt, you know.

Yes please but go easy on the slice.

Ooooh, Barb! You're a fine upstanding citizen tonight, darlin', if you know what I mean.

Have Algy and Gerry gone? We could have had a lock-in.

evenin all. i'm back. nipped out to inspect a bunker up the golf club with some of my golfing chums.... well, i thought they were my chums....

what have i missed? where's bob and is that his lovely lady wife i saw round the back of the carpark?

make mine a large one

No-one will know if we have our own lock-in. No fancy rules in 'ere.

Mine already is a large one.

You could ask a few friends along -the more the merrier. I have some friends also. We could have a little party.

Anyone seen my copy of WhatStereo?

I've no idea what you could possibly mean Algy. It's not a Golf Club exactly, more a club for ..people.. who like..golf.

elitist patronising knob
not here mate.

oooh where is everyone?

and could you stop jangling those fecking keys, you're getting on my tits.

Ah - you mean the keys to my Lexus? Wilco.

why are you down the pub anyway gerry. thought you were more a golfing man?

might they need a friendly barmaid at the Golf Club place Gerry? To tell you the truth this place has gone downhill since this crowd started coming in

For a minute there, Gerry, I thought you were re-entering sheep!

it used to be ok in here but then some people decided they want to be more excloooosive or somefink.

Time gentlemen please

Have I got time for one more quickie?

And another drink...